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P3nT4gR4m

February 27, 2009, 04:40:03 PM

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Sir Squid Diddimus

#1
February 27, 2009, 04:47:04 PM
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


P3nT4gR4m

#2
February 27, 2009, 04:49:02 PM

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Iason Ouabache

#3
February 27, 2009, 04:55:34 PM
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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AFK

#4
February 27, 2009, 04:59:55 PM
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#5
February 27, 2009, 05:01:05 PM
Quote from: Squid-diddle on February 27, 2009, 04:47:04 PM
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!




RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR!!!!!

Iason Ouabache

#6
February 27, 2009, 05:02:41 PM
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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P3nT4gR4m

#7
February 27, 2009, 05:17:34 PM

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

P3nT4gR4m

#8
February 27, 2009, 05:28:42 PM

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Iason Ouabache

#9
February 27, 2009, 05:59:09 PM
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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That One Guy

#10
February 27, 2009, 06:12:17 PM
People of the United States! We are Unitarian Jihad! We can strike without warning. Pockets of reasonableness and harmony will appear as if from nowhere! Nice people will run the government again! There will be coffee and cookies in the Gandhi Room after the revolution.

Arguing with a Unitarian Universalist is like mud wrestling a pig. Pretty soon you realize the pig likes it.

AFK

#12
February 27, 2009, 06:17:27 PM
Why American Idol was one of the stupidest things to happen to the music industry. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Iason Ouabache

#13
February 27, 2009, 06:21:06 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on February 27, 2009, 06:17:27 PM
Why American Idol was one of the stupidest things to happen to the music industry. 
Shut up!  Kelly Clarkson is hot!
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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LMNO

#14
February 27, 2009, 06:31:24 PM
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