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Started by Cramulus, February 17, 2009, 01:51:39 AM

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Quote from: Iason Asshat on February 19, 2009, 10:56:04 PM
Why break out the calculator when you could just look at your profile where it says that you've made 2.938 post per day.

Posts per day is posts per day since sign-up.  Posts per hour logged in imply response density--how often one responds when logged in, not accounting for time not logged in.

Sheered Völva

Quote from: yhnmzw on February 20, 2009, 12:31:45 AM
Quote from: Iason Asshat on February 19, 2009, 10:56:04 PM
Why break out the calculator when you could just look at your profile where it says that you've made 2.938 post per day.

Posts per day is posts per day since sign-up.  Posts per hour logged in imply response density--how often one responds when logged in, not accounting for time not logged in.

What you said.  That's why. :)

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Quote from: yhnmzw on February 20, 2009, 12:31:45 AM
Quote from: Iason Asshat on February 19, 2009, 10:56:04 PM
Why break out the calculator when you could just look at your profile where it says that you've made 2.938 post per day.

Posts per day is posts per day since sign-up.  Posts per hour logged in imply response density--how often one responds when logged in, not accounting for time not logged in.

A lot of us are logged in 24/7 though.
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Vene

Quote from: KC on February 21, 2009, 03:09:22 AM
Quote from: yhnmzw on February 20, 2009, 12:31:45 AM
Quote from: Iason Asshat on February 19, 2009, 10:56:04 PM
Why break out the calculator when you could just look at your profile where it says that you've made 2.938 post per day.

Posts per day is posts per day since sign-up.  Posts per hour logged in imply response density--how often one responds when logged in, not accounting for time not logged in.

A lot of us are logged in 24/7 though.
I think that unless PD is actually on the browser all day that it doesn't count.  I never log out, but it says I've only been logged in for 29 days.  But, for all I know, you do have the forums up on whatever browser you use 24/7.

Cainad (dec.)

PD.com "Recent Unread Topics" is my homepage.

I always, always have it open in a tab when I have my browser open.




I have a problem. :sad:

Jasper

Quote from: Cainad on February 21, 2009, 03:55:51 AM
PD.com "Recent Unread Topics" is my homepage.

I always, always have it open in a tab when I have my browser open.




I have a problem. :sad:

That's how I rolled for a while, but I never got a damn thing done.

Rumckle

I was just thinking of this and realised, that according to the time spent logged in I've spent 0.14% of my life on PD.com

what the hell!?
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Vene

Quote from: Rumckle on February 28, 2009, 12:30:56 AM
I was just thinking of this and realised, that according to the time spent logged in I've spent 0.14% of my life on PD.com

what the hell!?
I've spent .39% of my life on this damn site.

Kai

I never read all the threads anymore. Theres just not enough time.

I'd rather spend time looking for interesting stuff to post and start conversations than read thread backlogs, usually.
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Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

LMNO

Quote from: Kai on February 28, 2009, 01:29:45 AM
I never read all the threads anymore. Theres just not enough time.

I'd rather spend time looking for interesting stuff to post and start conversations than read thread backlogs, usually.

I hear you. But I have much less important things to do than you.

Triple Zero

for to do that, i should use the "unread posts / replies" feature right?

and then check Or Kill Me for Roger's latest rant, and the other places for threads with interesting titles.

which shows once more how important it is to pick an interesting title.

except that if everyone does it it won't help anymore.

so basically people should pass eachother links "hey check this"
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e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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I click "unread messages"

middle-click about seven of them, starting from the bottom of the page

Read, close, read, close, read, close, read, close, read, close, read, close, read, close

click the refresh button, repeat

reply to maybe every sixth thread

Repeat until there are no more new ones.

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