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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by Cain, February 03, 2009, 10:15:40 PM

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Cain

#405
March 01, 2009, 01:35:31 AM
28 days, 28 pages

: :tinfoilhat:

Jasper

#406
March 01, 2009, 01:37:19 AM
I, for one, am going to sit here with no music, waiting for Bad Shit.

Felix,
Not superstitious, just being careful.

Triple Zero

#407
March 01, 2009, 01:39:19 AM
FEBRUARI IS GONE

I

AM

..

INVINCIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Vene

#408
March 01, 2009, 01:40:54 AM
Fucking Eurospags. :argh!:

Jasper

#409
March 01, 2009, 01:44:33 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on March 01, 2009, 01:39:19 AM
FEBRUARI IS GONE

I

AM

..

INVINCIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Cue explosion of freon tanks*

Xooxe

#410
March 01, 2009, 01:52:39 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on March 01, 2009, 01:39:19 AM
FEBRUARI IS GONE

I

AM

..

INVINCIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
\

Rumckle

#411
March 01, 2009, 02:15:40 AM
13 hours in and march is seeming better than february
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Cainad (dec.)

#412
March 01, 2009, 02:27:12 AM
3 and a half hours until February is gone over here.

I have made it through thus far with my life intact, although we did have to take in my aunt after her store went out of business. Fortunately, everyone in our extended family likes each other.

Suu

#413
March 01, 2009, 02:31:54 AM
Still goin' here...


We're due for a snowstorm tomorrow. Fucking March!  :argh!: In like a lion and out like a lamb.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Iason Ouabache

#414
March 01, 2009, 02:42:17 AM
Paul Harvey: Dead

http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/story?id=6982226&page=1

:argh!:  Fuck you, February!
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#415
March 01, 2009, 03:17:11 AM
Four hours and forty-three minutes to go... I think we can do it!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Requia ☣

#416
March 01, 2009, 03:36:37 AM
Today I verified my radiator is leaking.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#417
March 01, 2009, 03:45:15 AM
Quote from: KC on March 01, 2009, 03:36:37 AM
Today I verified my radiator is leaking.

At least it's not your bladder.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Vene

#418
March 01, 2009, 04:12:58 AM
Less than an hour of February left.  So damn close.

Requia ☣

#419
March 01, 2009, 04:28:20 AM
Quote from: Nigel on March 01, 2009, 03:45:15 AM
Quote from: KC on March 01, 2009, 03:36:37 AM
Today I verified my radiator is leaking.

At least it's not your bladder.

True... cars are easier to replace.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.
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