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ITT: Sexy Role Play

Started by Cramulus, March 05, 2009, 04:57:00 PM

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AFK

#45
March 09, 2009, 06:05:13 PM
And I'll be a Bacon Double Cheeseburger.

NT:  I'll be Hunter S. Durden...
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

fomenter

#46
March 09, 2009, 06:07:06 PM
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on March 09, 2009, 06:02:07 PM
I'll be Rush Limbaugh...
and i will be Oxycontin and skull fuck you stupid (stupider?)


NT:  I'll be Hunter S. Durden..
"So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!"


hmroogp

Richter

#47
March 10, 2009, 01:34:33 PM
And I'll be Hunter S. Thompson, berrate you horribly, and then give you a sympathy bone.


No reach - around, thou.


NT: I shave / paint myself blue to look like Dr. Manhattan...
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Cramulus

#48
March 10, 2009, 01:47:42 PM
And I'll shave / paint myself blue to look like David Cross...



then we'll have blue man group sex.


NT: I'll wear a fur loincloth and heft a giant broadsword. A pair of ferrets will be my animal companions.

Cainad (dec.)

#49
March 10, 2009, 01:55:57 PM
And I'll be Penis McPenis, shooting magic missile dice out of my cock.

NT: I'll be Optimus Prime...

Richter

#50
March 10, 2009, 03:55:39 PM
..and I'll be Leader - 1, and we can have hot combative robot slashsex over who has the best transforming giant robot show / toy line.

NT: I'll be Theodore Roosevelt
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Jasper

#51
March 10, 2009, 04:01:00 PM
And I'll be John Schrank.  I'll take shots at you, then you'll give your campaign speech anyway.

NT:  I'll be Nassim Taleb...

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#52
March 10, 2009, 04:45:38 PM
Quote from: Felix on March 10, 2009, 04:01:00 PM
And I'll be John Schrank.  I'll take shots at you, then you'll give your campaign speech anyway.

NT:  I'll be Nassim Taleb...

And I'll teach you the "Black Swan" position.

NT: I'll be Emperor Norton
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

AFK

#53
March 10, 2009, 04:48:40 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on March 10, 2009, 04:45:38 PM

And I'll teach you the "Black Swan" position.

NT: I'll be Emperor Norton

And I'll be King Chuck Norris of Texas and I'll wear the spurs and shit.

NT:  I will be Michael Steele pretending to be gangsta...
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#54
March 10, 2009, 07:49:51 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 10, 2009, 04:48:40 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on March 10, 2009, 04:45:38 PM

And I'll teach you the "Black Swan" position.

NT: I'll be Emperor Norton

And I'll be King Chuck Norris of Texas and I'll wear the spurs and shit.

NT:  I will be Michael Steele pretending to be gangsta...

And I'll be the First Lady with a Strap On, teaching you the meaning of "Tip Drill"

NT: I'll be David Duke
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

Bu🤠ns

#55
March 10, 2009, 08:37:43 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on March 10, 2009, 07:49:51 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 10, 2009, 04:48:40 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on March 10, 2009, 04:45:38 PM

And I'll teach you the "Black Swan" position.

NT: I'll be Emperor Norton

And I'll be King Chuck Norris of Texas and I'll wear the spurs and shit.

NT:  I will be Michael Steele pretending to be gangsta...

And I'll be the First Lady with a Strap On, teaching you the meaning of "Tip Drill"

NT: I'll be David Duke

and ill be a bucket of bleach.

NT: i'll be a monkey's uncle.

Richter

#56
March 10, 2009, 10:29:31 PM
Quote from: Burns the Bastard on March 10, 2009, 08:37:43 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on March 10, 2009, 07:49:51 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 10, 2009, 04:48:40 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on March 10, 2009, 04:45:38 PM

And I'll teach you the "Black Swan" position.

NT: I'll be Emperor Norton

And I'll be King Chuck Norris of Texas and I'll wear the spurs and shit.

NT:  I will be Michael Steele pretending to be gangsta...

And I'll be the First Lady with a Strap On, teaching you the meaning of "Tip Drill"

NT: I'll be David Duke

and ill be a bucket of bleach.

NT: i'll be a monkey's uncle.

and I'll be a Sonofabitch.

NT: I'll be a Unitarian Universalist
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Cramulus

#57
March 10, 2009, 11:07:30 PM
and I'll dress up as a penguin whose source needs to be opened.



NT: I'll pretend that I've been trapped on an island for six years without seeing another human being. One day, a boat arrives...

Richter

#58
March 10, 2009, 11:29:04 PM
and the cast of the next season of "Survivor" are thrown off to your mercy.


NT:  I'll be Michael Mukasey playing power game sin the rest home...
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Sheered Völva

#59
March 18, 2009, 01:30:13 AM
Quote from: Richter on March 10, 2009, 11:29:04 PM
and the cast of the next season of "Survivor" are thrown off to your mercy.


NT:  I'll be Michael Mukasey playing power game sin the rest home...

and I'll be in that home with the rest of the residents while you prepare to do us all while telling a reporter, "If I leave that group of people the same way I found it, I'll be very well-satisfied." (actual Mukasey quote http://www.pbs.org/newshour/bb/law/jan-june08/mukasey_02-11.html)

NT: I'll be dressed as a giant Erister Egg...
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