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101 Ways to Make Everybody's Day Weirder-IN PDF

Started by Pariah, January 13, 2009, 02:36:51 AM

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Aufenthatt

My friends reaction to that list was

"omg those lists are full of fail"

Any tips on disposing bodies?

Dysfunctional Cunt

Quote from: Aufenthatt on March 17, 2009, 09:51:15 PM
My friends reaction to that list was

"omg those lists are full of fail"

Any tips on disposing bodies?

Gator World in Orlando, just chop the bodies up and throw them over the fence!



































WHAT?   :evilmad:

Don't judge me, it's been a really hard few years.....

Cramulus

Quote from: Aufenthatt on March 17, 2009, 09:51:15 PM
My friends reaction to that list was

"omg those lists are full of fail"

Any tips on disposing bodies?

did she mean "those lists" meaning lists like this in general? Or this specific list?

I removed a lot of the fail in my PDF, but it's hard to get 100 high quality items. For something brainstormed in about 48 hours, I think we kicked ass.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

If your friends think the list is full of fail, challenge them to create their own.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Anonymous_Fox

Quote from: Nigel on March 18, 2009, 05:31:39 PM
If your friends think the list is full of fail, challenge them to create their own.

Seconded.

That or they can make the ANTI-LIST!
Fucking up your interwebs since 2001.

HAIL DISCORDIA!

Aufenthatt

I think that would just lead to me being subjected to the most foul depravity 4chan can subject me to.

Quote from: Nigel on March 18, 2009, 05:31:39 PM
If your friends think the list is full of fail, challenge them to create their own.

You don't know my friends.
I'm honesty scared of what I might find floating around in the one in questions, subconscious. When we were doing sketchshows a little character called sister Mary came wandered into the conscious part of his brain. While the idea of a Nun who hated children running an orphanage was pretty funny, some of the things that got suggested still make me feel slightly sick. Anyone who has had a conversation about whether they would be prepaired to be covered in fetal matter for art will understand.

































I can still smell the crushed puppies.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

101 ways to make everyone's day more normal?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Aufenthatt on March 22, 2009, 06:40:05 PM
You don't know my friends.
I'm honesty scared of what I might find floating around in the one in questions, subconscious. When we were doing sketchshows a little character called sister Mary came wandered into the conscious part of his brain. While the idea of a Nun who hated children running an orphanage was pretty funny, some of the things that got suggested still make me feel slightly sick. Anyone who has had a conversation about whether they would be prepaired to be covered in fetal matter for art will understand.

Sounds young. Very, very young.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Aufenthatt


Jasper

Quote from: Nigel on March 22, 2009, 07:59:09 PM
101 ways to make everyone's day more normal?

Shit yeah.  It'd be horrible.  Check it out:

1. Go make a pot of coffee.  Put the filter in wrong so it froths over and makes a mess.

2. Cancel your plans because you'd rather watch your soaps.

3. Put a load of laundry in, and forget it for 3 days and remember when they've all gone moldy.

lulz

Cramulus