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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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ITT: Famous Last Words

Started by Cramulus, April 04, 2007, 06:31:55 PM

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Jasper


fomenter

you are mired in Cartesian duality
"So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!"


hmroogp

Rococo Modem Basilisk

Cory Doctorow, thou art avenged... *croak*


I am not "full of hate" as if I were some passive container. I am a generator of hate, and my rage is a renewable resource, like sunshine.

Pariah

Play safe! Ski only in a clockwise direction! Let's all have fun together!

Idiot

"Pretty much can't be fucked anymore."

Archduke Omni-Fap!

I'd just turn my head and, with a grisly smile, whisper: "thank you."

Urraco

"And so toll the bells of hell! Armageddon falls over the earth in my wake like the shadows of Babylon! God have mercy on you Gaurillo Princip, spark of the powder keg. May your end be painless; May your journey be long... "

And other dribble until pulls the goddamn trigger.
Spørk, børk? Pørk!

Jasper


Bu🤠ns


Thurnez Isa

"Well At least now I get to meet Jesus.... wait who's this... Mohammad?"
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.

Dante

Shibboleet The Annihilator

"Why are you hiding behind th-"

Aufenthatt

"Charles, charles, what are you doing with that pillow?"

Jasper

"Be right back, 72 virgins."

Aufenthatt

"TGRR smells a bit off today doesn't he?"

Spiny_Norman

When I leave, come together like butt-cheeks.