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Started by Cramulus, March 05, 2009, 04:57:00 PM

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Richter

#75
March 21, 2009, 12:11:26 PM
...and I'll be GWB, performing horrid acts of supplication to the pile of soon - to - be former meat in hope of currying the favor of the "Founding Fathers"

NT:  I'll be Mohammed Ali, with a REALLY serious case of the tremors
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Aufenthatt

#76
March 21, 2009, 12:16:17 PM
...and i'll lul

I'll be a small obsessive compulsive possum

Dysnomia

#77
March 22, 2009, 01:52:25 AM
...and I'll play dead in your backyard





I'll be Nigella Larson...
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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The Dark Monk

#78
March 22, 2009, 02:10:11 AM
....and I'll tell you not to never call again.

I'll be Leon Kennedy
I thought this is all there is,
but now I know you are so much more.
I want to upgrade from my simple eight bits,
but will you still love me when I'm sixty-four?
~MIAB~

Jasper

#79
March 23, 2009, 12:10:10 AM
...And I'll dress like a zombie and bust out of a closet, to eat your trachea.


I'll be Conan the Barbarian...

Richter

#80
March 23, 2009, 09:18:56 AM
..and I'll be James Earl Jones, showing you how flesh is stronger than steel.  Contemplate this on the Tree of Woe.

NT: I'll be a hapless space cadet.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Sheered Völva

#81
March 23, 2009, 08:52:09 PM Last Edit: March 23, 2009, 08:53:52 PM by Sheered Völva
...and I'll rocket you to the Third Ozone and there hap you good.

NT: I'll be a credit charge...

Suu

#82
March 23, 2009, 08:53:16 PM
Quote from: Sheered Völva on March 23, 2009, 08:52:09 PM
Quote from: Richter on March 23, 2009, 09:18:56 AM
..and I'll be James Earl Jones, showing you how flesh is stronger than steel.  Contemplate this on the Tree of Woe.

NT: I'll be a hapless space cadet.
And I'll rocket you to the Third Ozone and there hap you good.

NT: I'll be a credit charge...

And I'll be the APR, compounding you daily.

NT: I'll be a symphonic flutist..
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Dysnomia

#83
March 23, 2009, 09:04:22 PM
...and this one time at band camp...


NT:  I'll be a dashingly handsome 60 year old internet predator on myspace...
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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fomenter

#84
March 23, 2009, 09:13:37 PM
i will be a lovshade trolling for the 14 year old girl you pretend to be,
our IRL meting will open new horizons and orifices for us both




NT a succubus
"So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!"


hmroogp

Bu🤠ns

#85
March 24, 2009, 03:34:55 AM
Quote from: fomenter on March 23, 2009, 09:13:37 PM
i will be a lovshade trolling for the 14 year old girl you pretend to be,
our IRL meting will open new horizons and orifices for us both




NT a succubus

You stand in the corner and i'll suckabitch.

NT: Nurses.

Placid Dingo

#86
November 14, 2010, 10:22:07 AM
BUMP! SO BUMP! WHY did the ever leave?

Quote from: Burns on March 24, 2009, 03:34:55 AM
NT: Nurses.

And let you make a really popular mainstream fetish out of what's really, not that sexy in terms of career description... 'tubes plz...'

NT: I'll be Ron Paul...
Haven't paid rent since 2014 with ONE WEIRD TRICK.

Storebrand

#87
November 14, 2010, 04:55:26 PM


And let you make a really popular mainstream fetish out of what's really, not that sexy in terms of career description... 'tubes plz...'

NT: I'll be Ron Paul...
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and I'll squat out a Pittsburgh Platter to remind you of home...

I'll be Shari Lewis...

Cuddlefish

#88
November 14, 2010, 05:04:08 PM
Quote from: StoreBrand on November 14, 2010, 04:55:26 PM


And let you make a really popular mainstream fetish out of what's really, not that sexy in terms of career description... 'tubes plz...'

NT: I'll be Ron Paul...

and I'll squat out a Pittsburgh Platter to remind you of home...

I'll be Shari Lewis...

And you can handle my Randy Rocket.

NT: I'll be Joe Rogan...
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

Cramulus

#89
February 01, 2011, 01:31:07 PM
...and we can tangle in a love octagon.


NT: I'll be Julian Assange...
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