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Started by the last yatto, March 17, 2009, 03:43:59 AM

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the last yatto

March 17, 2009, 03:43:59 AM Last Edit: March 17, 2009, 04:00:52 AM by Emperor Kuzco
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Cain

#1
March 17, 2009, 11:54:42 AM
Oh, that's ancient.  I think that was old before I even became a Discordian.

moshpiler

#2
March 25, 2009, 01:15:26 PM
shouldn't it be http? :?

Faust

#3
March 25, 2009, 01:21:19 PM
Thats to break the link. so it doesn't look like people are coming in from this site.
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That One Guy

#4
March 25, 2009, 05:53:04 PM
I remember running across this at the tail end of the BBS days (back in '96?) as I was rummaging around various Discordian things I could find on the web. I remember the only interesting thing is that a Discordian magician should be called a Phool. This made me laugh. That's about it, really.
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Cain

#5
March 25, 2009, 05:56:25 PM
Yeah, I thought that was kind of amusing myself.

the last yatto

#6
April 02, 2009, 10:36:02 PM
was moar that this is twice posted, but didnt include time traveller clause.
at least AD078 didn't include the address
but now i have to track down all these packages
that were sent there, as some of them were classified.
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Triple Zero

#7
April 02, 2009, 10:51:32 PM
Quote from: moshpiler on March 25, 2009, 01:15:26 PM
shouldn't it be http? :?

dont listen to Faust man, it's because teh Really Real Disckordians all use QWERXY keyboard-layouts.
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the last yatto

#8
April 07, 2009, 08:05:51 PM
also makes cut copy and paste funnier.

maybe i should replace j and i. while im at it.
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

The Good Reverend Roger

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April 08, 2009, 01:18:36 AM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#10
April 08, 2009, 02:14:27 AM
QuoteI could not find a specific incident where someone received a fax from a departed loved one, but this is one of those claims that I find totally impossible and a good example of how anyone no matter how technical can look at this with a very skeptical eye. You know a fax machine requires a phone line and another fax machine to receive a fax. These machines also have their own language to talk to each other.... So my question is, how could a spirit possibly "recreate" the fax sounds to cause the machine to print out a picture or write any text...

Now that is some fine reasoning right there...
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The Good Reverend Roger

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April 08, 2009, 03:50:28 AM
Quote from: Ratatosk on April 08, 2009, 02:14:27 AM
QuoteI could not find a specific incident where someone received a fax from a departed loved one, but this is one of those claims that I find totally impossible and a good example of how anyone no matter how technical can look at this with a very skeptical eye. You know a fax machine requires a phone line and another fax machine to receive a fax. These machines also have their own language to talk to each other.... So my question is, how could a spirit possibly "recreate" the fax sounds to cause the machine to print out a picture or write any text...

Now that is some fine reasoning right there...

THEY JUST WHISTLE INTO THE PHONE.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Requia ☣

#12
April 08, 2009, 08:56:36 AM
Quote from: That One Guy on March 25, 2009, 05:53:04 PM
I remember running across this at the tail end of the BBS days (back in '96?) as I was rummaging around various Discordian things I could find on the web. I remember the only interesting thing is that a Discordian magician should be called a Phool. This made me laugh. That's about it, really.

By setting up a dead mans switch on the fax machine while still alive, just for lulz.
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