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Signs that you spend too much time at PD

Started by Cramulus, April 07, 2009, 02:54:46 PM

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the last yatto

#120
April 10, 2009, 01:30:25 PM
84b lube?
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

the other anonymous

#121
April 10, 2009, 10:20:36 PM
84c. You knowingly read the same stupid jokes a thousand times.

Cainad (dec.)

#122
April 10, 2009, 10:41:26 PM
85. When Payne is around, you eagerly wait for him to die again. When he dies, you eagerly wait for his resurrection.

Cain

#123
April 13, 2009, 12:01:05 PM
86 You have sex dreams about PD.com members.

I don't know if the person in question can kiss that well in real life, but if they can, then hot damn....

LMNO

#124
April 13, 2009, 01:36:41 PM
Yes, yes, I can.

Cain

#125
April 13, 2009, 01:39:33 PM
Sadly, I am almost depressingly hetrosexual, even in my dreams. 

Except in dress sense, in another part of that dream I was pimped out, yo.

Payne

#126
April 13, 2009, 02:08:55 PM
Quote from: Cainad on April 10, 2009, 10:41:26 PM
85. When Payne is around, you eagerly wait for him to die again. When he dies, you eagerly wait for his resurrection.

That's a spiritual thing. Not a sign that you spend too much time on PD.

Cramulus

#127
April 13, 2009, 02:57:51 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 13, 2009, 01:39:33 PM
in another part of that dream I was pimped out, yo.

Cain

#128
April 13, 2009, 02:59:10 PM
Synchonicity or design?

8)

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#129
April 13, 2009, 10:37:05 PM Last Edit: April 13, 2009, 10:40:09 PM by Slanket the Destroyer
Quote from: Cain on April 13, 2009, 12:01:05 PM
86 You have sex dreams about PD.com members.

I don't know if the person in question can kiss that well in real life, but if they can, then hot damn....

I've heard Eldora is a terrible kisser.



87: You have had terrifying nightmares about the above.

Cain

#130
April 13, 2009, 10:41:09 PM
Eldora doesn't count as female.  She's a protected environment.

Richter

#131
April 13, 2009, 10:44:11 PM
Century Forest?
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Cain

#132
April 13, 2009, 10:45:05 PM
Grand National Park.

LMNO

#133
April 14, 2009, 01:33:31 PM

Iason Ouabache

#134
April 14, 2009, 04:10:13 PM
At least The The Tar Tar Pits are useful for something. What has Eldora ever done?
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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