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Novatore

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 03, 2009, 06:17:50 AM
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on May 03, 2009, 06:17:01 AM
Quote from: Novatore on May 03, 2009, 06:06:59 AM
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on May 03, 2009, 06:06:04 AM
It's all delusion. Some people believe in a giant invisible fairy that lives in the sky, some believe in chanting magic spells and burning shit. Some people believe in "love" or "hate".

The really real reality is that it's all just a bunch of tiny robots in your brain trying to get you to do stuff for them.

Just pick a delusion that works for you and go with it.

are cabbages immune?
shit you hear them too



Yeah, they mostly just make tiny little screeching noises for me, but I've heard that for some people they sing.

Why must you encourage the pinealists?

Bruno

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 03, 2009, 06:17:50 AM
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on May 03, 2009, 06:17:01 AM
Quote from: Novatore on May 03, 2009, 06:06:59 AM
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on May 03, 2009, 06:06:04 AM
It's all delusion. Some people believe in a giant invisible fairy that lives in the sky, some believe in chanting magic spells and burning shit. Some people believe in "love" or "hate".

The really real reality is that it's all just a bunch of tiny robots in your brain trying to get you to do stuff for them.

Just pick a delusion that works for you and go with it.

shit you hear them too



Yeah, they mostly just make tiny little screeching noises for me, but I've heard that for some people they sing.

Why must you encourage the pinealists?

Even the giant sequoia was once a tiny acorn.
Formerly something else...

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on May 03, 2009, 06:21:00 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 03, 2009, 06:17:50 AM
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on May 03, 2009, 06:17:01 AM
Quote from: Novatore on May 03, 2009, 06:06:59 AM
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on May 03, 2009, 06:06:04 AM
It's all delusion. Some people believe in a giant invisible fairy that lives in the sky, some believe in chanting magic spells and burning shit. Some people believe in "love" or "hate".

The really real reality is that it's all just a bunch of tiny robots in your brain trying to get you to do stuff for them.

Just pick a delusion that works for you and go with it.

shit you hear them too



Yeah, they mostly just make tiny little screeching noises for me, but I've heard that for some people they sing.

Why must you encourage the pinealists?

Even the giant sequoia was once a tiny acorn.

Nenslo's Lobster Theory:  For every lobster that becomes famous as a city-eating monster, 1000+ go in the dinner pot.

This jackass isn't going to be in the former category, I think.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Novatore

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 03, 2009, 06:24:27 AM
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on May 03, 2009, 06:21:00 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 03, 2009, 06:17:50 AM
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on May 03, 2009, 06:17:01 AM
Quote from: Novatore on May 03, 2009, 06:06:59 AM
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on May 03, 2009, 06:06:04 AM
It's all delusion. Some people believe in a giant invisible fairy that lives in the sky, some believe in chanting magic spells and burning shit. Some people believe in "love" or "hate".

The really real reality is that it's all just a bunch of tiny robots in your brain trying to get you to do stuff for them.

Just pick a delusion that works for you and go with it.

shit you hear them too



Yeah, they mostly just make tiny little screeching noises for me, but I've heard that for some people they sing.

Why must you encourage the pinealists?

Even the giant sequoia was once a tiny acorn.

Nenslo's Lobster Theory:  For every lobster that becomes famous as a city-eating monster, 1000+ go in the dinner pot.

This jackass isn't going to be in the former category, I think.

HEy man Jerry aint a jackass

Bruno

While it's true that I flunked out of jackass academy, I think he meant you.
Formerly something else...

Novatore

Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on May 03, 2009, 06:33:34 AM
While it's true that I flunked out of jackass academy, I think he meant you.

why would he self deprecate such, im sure the Rev. is an upstanding gentleman, but i can understand sometimes i get down on myself too.

hey rev: buck up, your all right i like you no matter what the others say

Bruno

Formerly something else...

Novatore


The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Novatore on May 03, 2009, 06:28:29 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 03, 2009, 06:24:27 AM
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on May 03, 2009, 06:21:00 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 03, 2009, 06:17:50 AM
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on May 03, 2009, 06:17:01 AM
Quote from: Novatore on May 03, 2009, 06:06:59 AM
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on May 03, 2009, 06:06:04 AM
It's all delusion. Some people believe in a giant invisible fairy that lives in the sky, some believe in chanting magic spells and burning shit. Some people believe in "love" or "hate".

The really real reality is that it's all just a bunch of tiny robots in your brain trying to get you to do stuff for them.

Just pick a delusion that works for you and go with it.

shit you hear them too



Yeah, they mostly just make tiny little screeching noises for me, but I've heard that for some people they sing.

Why must you encourage the pinealists?

Even the giant sequoia was once a tiny acorn.

Nenslo's Lobster Theory:  For every lobster that becomes famous as a city-eating monster, 1000+ go in the dinner pot.

This jackass isn't going to be in the former category, I think.

HEy man Jerry aint a jackass

:bacon:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Novatore on May 03, 2009, 06:35:29 AM
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on May 03, 2009, 06:33:34 AM
While it's true that I flunked out of jackass academy, I think he meant you.

why would he self deprecate such, im sure the Rev. is an upstanding gentleman, but i can understand sometimes i get down on myself too.

hey rev: buck up, your all right i like you no matter what the others say

:bacon:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on May 03, 2009, 06:33:34 AM
While it's true that I flunked out of jackass academy, I think he meant you.

Like I said, Jer...why must you encourage the pinealists?

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Bruno

Formerly something else...

The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Bruno

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 03, 2009, 06:39:43 AM
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on May 03, 2009, 06:33:34 AM
While it's true that I flunked out of jackass academy, I think he meant you.

Like I said, Jer...why must you encourage the pinealists?



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