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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by Cain, April 18, 2009, 02:42:23 PM

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chaoflux

#60
May 17, 2009, 05:05:00 PM
yall are bigger dorks than I am

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#61
May 17, 2009, 05:26:16 PM
This page is my favorite!

http://www.femskin.com/indexsample.htm
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

fomenter

#62
May 17, 2009, 09:12:09 PM
buffalo bill was just ahead of his time..
"So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!"


hmroogp

Triple Zero

#63
May 17, 2009, 09:55:40 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 17, 2009, 05:26:16 PM
This page is my favorite!

http://www.femskin.com/indexsample.htm

I dunno why, but I think that's pretty awesome :? Not for me, but I'm just happy that for guys that want this, this sort of stuff exists, and it looks pretty good, too.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Corvidia

#64
May 18, 2009, 03:51:30 AM
That's actually pretty neat. Some of it's a bit obviously not skin, but most of it looks grade A.
One for sorrow,
Two for joy,
Three for a girl,
Four for a boy,
Five for silver,
Six for gold,
Seven for a secret never to be told.

chaoflux

#65
May 18, 2009, 05:50:28 AM
yall are bigger dorks than I am

Nast

#66
May 18, 2009, 05:52:49 AM
A sober reminder that it's only a matter of years before one is old and incontinent.  :sad:
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Cain

#67
May 18, 2009, 09:16:44 PM
http://www.boingboing.net/2009/05/18/father-high-on-pcp-e.html

QuoteA man in Bakersfield, California got high on PCP and ate his son's eyeballs out. Then the father attempted to hack his own legs off with an axe. The boy's mother, also a PCP user, came to the door just before the attack to deliver a pizza to their home, heard her son screaming for her to rescue him, but left anyway. We don't have a metadata tag that fits this story. It's been haunting me for days since I read it, even in dreams, which is why I'm finally blogging it now. Does PCP turn people into monsters, or do monsters simply turn to PCP? I can't figure it out. My god, that poor child.

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#68
May 19, 2009, 12:12:44 AM
 :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x

Dedalus

#69
May 19, 2009, 12:18:50 AM
That's simply horrid.   :cry:
"Writing in English is the most ingenious torture ever devised for sins committed in previous lives. The English reading public explains the reason why."

Suu

#70
May 19, 2009, 12:29:09 AM
Holy fuck.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Jenne

#71
May 19, 2009, 12:29:50 AM
Yeah, there's just no words for that.

Iason Ouabache

#72
May 19, 2009, 12:57:59 AM
 :vom:
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Nast

#73
May 19, 2009, 06:30:16 AM
Wow, really?

Wow.
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Corvidia

#74
May 19, 2009, 06:47:06 AM
Oh god.
One for sorrow,
Two for joy,
Three for a girl,
Four for a boy,
Five for silver,
Six for gold,
Seven for a secret never to be told.
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