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Thank you again, Japan, for your batshit insanity

Started by Cain, June 04, 2009, 10:28:13 AM

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Cain

June 04, 2009, 10:28:13 AM
http://www.tentaclegrape.com/

"Tentacle Grape is everything I love about hentai, but with a sweet grapey taste that makes it seem like everything's going to be okay." - Yuri Lowenthal, beloved anime voice-actor

Richter

#1
June 04, 2009, 12:55:32 PM
Because the market was ripe for a mix of fruit snacks and fantasy sexual assault.

Anyone interested in making fantastic amounts of moeny importing and selling it at anime conventions?
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Rumckle

#2
June 04, 2009, 01:23:40 PM
Hmm, according to Cracked it is actually made in California. Which makes sense cos they also ship via USPS.
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Corvidia

#3
June 04, 2009, 06:26:26 PM
Rape grapes. Great.

This kind of makes my soul hurt.
One for sorrow,
Two for joy,
Three for a girl,
Four for a boy,
Five for silver,
Six for gold,
Seven for a secret never to be told.

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#4
June 04, 2009, 06:55:20 PM
that explains the box I saw at McDonalds Saturday morning.

Big Cardboard Box that said "Rape Jelly" next to a shipping label

- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#5
June 04, 2009, 07:16:59 PM
Fuck  :horrormirth:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

LMNO

#6
June 04, 2009, 07:22:32 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on June 04, 2009, 06:55:20 PM
that explains the box I saw at McDonalds Saturday morning.

Big Cardboard Box that said "Rape Jelly" next to a shipping label


Obviously, a bulk shipment of Astroglide.

Triple Zero

#7
June 04, 2009, 09:48:55 PM
Quote from: Richter on June 04, 2009, 12:55:32 PM
Because the market was ripe for a mix of fruit snacks and fantasy sexual assault.

Anyone interested in making fantastic amounts of moeny importing and selling it at anime conventions?

Actually, according to their website this is what they're already doing.

But they do accept wholesale orders, so if you contact them to ask whether they have a stand at the next con you go to, and since they just started they can hardly be everywhere, you might make a good deal. Just remember to order ahead of time since they have a huge backlog of orders due to popularity.

It is however a brilliant way to make fantastic amounts of money. Whatever their wholesale price is, you can easily (at least) double it and still sell insane amounts of it at a con. Fuck, it's even got caffeine in it. And since it's probably very sugary it keeps forever, so if you dont sell all of it, there's always the next con. Just dunno if the con orgo's would be okay with you selling drinks? But you know better than me.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#8
June 06, 2009, 06:50:03 AM
my friend showed me this a couple months ago and i almost peed laughing.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#9
June 06, 2009, 06:50:21 AM
btw- it's still funny

Cain

#10
June 08, 2009, 03:27:39 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nO5A8XTUg0Q

OK, Japan has redeemed itself.

Iason Ouabache

#12
June 12, 2009, 07:27:46 AM
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Cain

#13
June 12, 2009, 12:53:14 PM
RUBBERDUCKZILLA!
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