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Started by Iason Ouabache, June 10, 2009, 01:48:11 AM

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Pariah

I'm pretty sure TGRR's unbroken streak when it comes to prophecies is somewhere in Revelations
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Quote from: The Pariah on June 10, 2009, 03:48:25 PM
I'm pretty sure TGRR's unbroken streak when it comes to prophecies is somewhere in Revelations

Wrong, his prophecies are in the Book of Flatulations.

Dysfunctional Cunt

Quote from: Cramulus on June 10, 2009, 02:31:03 PM
you guys are missing the horrormirth here


in 10 years, we'll have public executions!


Do you think they will bring back drawing and quartering? 

Let's see, what the options were..... hanging, breaking wheel, boiling to death, flaying, slow slicing, disembowelment, crucifixion, impalement, crushing (including crushing by elephant), stoning, execution by burning, dismemberment, sawing, decapitation, scaphism, or necklacing.

I am for impalement, on a huge lance bolted into the top of like the Sears Tower, right on the edge.  That way if they aren't impaled, they'll fall to their death so there wouldn't be the added expense of taking them back up and trying again.....

Well that and elephant crushing.....  which is self explanatory.... have to use circus elephants and allow them their revenge...

OR....  We could bring back an arena with a live video feed and get some lions or tigers.......

:evil:



Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

Quote from: Khara on June 10, 2009, 05:39:11 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on June 10, 2009, 02:31:03 PM
you guys are missing the horrormirth here


in 10 years, we'll have public executions!


Do you think they will bring back drawing and quartering? 

Let's see, what the options were..... hanging, breaking wheel, boiling to death, flaying, slow slicing, disembowelment, crucifixion, impalement, crushing (including crushing by elephant), stoning, execution by burning, dismemberment, sawing, decapitation, scaphism, or necklacing.

I am for impalement, on a huge lance bolted into the top of like the Sears Tower, right on the edge.  That way if they aren't impaled, they'll fall to their death so there wouldn't be the added expense of taking them back up and trying again.....

Well that and elephant crushing.....  which is self explanatory.... have to use circus elephants and allow them their revenge...

OR....  We could bring back an arena with a live video feed and get some lions or tigers.......

:evil:




Just take them up to 10000 feet and toss them out of an airplane with no parachute. If they survive, they go free. If they float, burn them at the stake for witchcraft.
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Dysfunctional Cunt

Quote from: Ratatosk on June 10, 2009, 06:18:08 PM
Quote from: Khara on June 10, 2009, 05:39:11 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on June 10, 2009, 02:31:03 PM
you guys are missing the horrormirth here


in 10 years, we'll have public executions!


Do you think they will bring back drawing and quartering? 

Let's see, what the options were..... hanging, breaking wheel, boiling to death, flaying, slow slicing, disembowelment, crucifixion, impalement, crushing (including crushing by elephant), stoning, execution by burning, dismemberment, sawing, decapitation, scaphism, or necklacing.

I am for impalement, on a huge lance bolted into the top of like the Sears Tower, right on the edge.  That way if they aren't impaled, they'll fall to their death so there wouldn't be the added expense of taking them back up and trying again.....

Well that and elephant crushing.....  which is self explanatory.... have to use circus elephants and allow them their revenge...

OR....  We could bring back an arena with a live video feed and get some lions or tigers.......

:evil:




Just take them up to 10000 feet and toss them out of an airplane with no parachute. If they survive, they go free. If they float, burn them at the stake for witchcraft.

Oh I LIKE that one!!!

Adds it to the list....

Iason Ouabache

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Dysfunctional Cunt

Quote from: Iason Ouabache on June 10, 2009, 06:22:37 PM
Running Man or GTFO!

As amusing as that would be, that would allow people to interfere in the execution and therefore FUCK UP THE GAMBLING!!!

Damn Iason, what were you thinking?

Cramulus

Quote from: Iason Ouabache on June 10, 2009, 06:22:37 PM
Running Man or GTFO!

YES


THIS










NO NO NO,

THIS:

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MEDIEVAL JUSTICE + REALITY TV = TOTAL W1N!!!!

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Quote from: Khara on June 10, 2009, 06:54:25 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on June 10, 2009, 06:22:37 PM
Running Man or GTFO!

As amusing as that would be, that would allow people to interfere in the execution and therefore FUCK UP THE GAMBLING!!!

Damn Iason, what were you thinking?

Chance of interference is just another chance.

Dysfunctional Cunt

Quote from: yhnmzw on June 10, 2009, 07:09:07 PM
Quote from: Khara on June 10, 2009, 06:54:25 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on June 10, 2009, 06:22:37 PM
Running Man or GTFO!

As amusing as that would be, that would allow people to interfere in the execution and therefore FUCK UP THE GAMBLING!!!

Damn Iason, what were you thinking?

Chance of interference is just another chance.

It fucks up the handicap.   :argh!:  The Vegas people will get jumpy...  We don't want that to happen!!!

QUIT SCREWING WITH THIS I WANT TO PITCH IT TO FOX!!!

They could let Gordon Ramsey do a show on the best Chef to prepare the final meal, it could air in the hour before....

Doktor Howl

It occurs to me that the first person to actually prophecize this was Verthaine.
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