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Ever feel like you're going mad?

Started by The Wizard, June 10, 2009, 09:48:49 PM

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What do you think?

I'm full of shit
4 (40%)
We're fucked
0 (0%)
You are onto something
3 (30%)
Leave asshole. Now.
0 (0%)
Ha. Ha. Ha. Fucker.
3 (30%)

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Dysfunctional Cunt

#30
June 12, 2009, 03:53:32 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on June 12, 2009, 10:09:22 AM
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on June 12, 2009, 04:03:40 AM
QuoteThe meaning of life if whatever the hell I want it to be.

I get that. The problem is I don't know what I want it to be. Figuring it out so far has been a bitch.

No real need to decide. Try out a couple of options. See how you like them.

Some of my best meanings of life have been decided on a whim and abandoned half an hour later

TITCM!

The Wizard

#31
June 13, 2009, 07:12:09 PM
QuoteTITCM!

I've seen that phrase a couple of times on here. What does it mean?
Insanity we trust.

Cainad (dec.)

#32
June 13, 2009, 08:16:05 PM
"This Is The Correct Motorcycle"

The Wizard

#33
June 14, 2009, 01:03:56 AM
Okay. So what does that mean?
Insanity we trust.

Telarus

#34
June 14, 2009, 01:29:04 AM
Interesting. The 5th Google hit for "this is the correct motorcycle" (with quotes) is US.  :lol:

It's a meme that means general agreement, and it's basically the opposite of "You're doin' it Wrong."
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The Wizard

#35
June 14, 2009, 02:12:44 AM
Ah. I see. Thanks.
Insanity we trust.

The Good Reverend Roger

#36
June 14, 2009, 02:17:28 AM
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on June 14, 2009, 01:03:56 AM
Okay. So what does that mean?

Comes from an old FC bot that constantly said:

"Imagine, the shit flying off his cock, like a motorcycle stuck in the mud."

Then one day, TDB says, instead of "THIS IS THE CORRECT ANSWER", "THIS IS THE CORRECT MOTORCYCLE".

The rest is history.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Wizard

#37
June 14, 2009, 05:12:21 AM
Fair enough. Still catching up on my forum history.
Insanity we trust.

Cainad (dec.)

#38
June 14, 2009, 07:42:47 AM
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on June 14, 2009, 05:12:21 AM
Fair enough. Still catching up on my forum history.

I have been logged in for 68 days, 6 hours, and 16 minutes as of this post, and I'm still catching up.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#39
June 14, 2009, 08:07:43 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 14, 2009, 02:17:28 AM
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on June 14, 2009, 01:03:56 AM
Okay. So what does that mean?

Comes from an old FC bot that constantly said:

"Imagine, the shit flying off his cock, like a motorcycle stuck in the mud."

Then one day, TDB says, instead of "THIS IS THE CORRECT ANSWER", "THIS IS THE CORRECT MOTORCYCLE".

The rest is history.


HOLY SHIT

I have been seeking the origin of TITCM since I got here, and all of a sudden, like Emeril's Essence, BAM there it is.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#40
June 14, 2009, 09:05:59 AM
Quote from: Nigel on June 14, 2009, 08:07:43 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 14, 2009, 02:17:28 AM
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on June 14, 2009, 01:03:56 AM
Okay. So what does that mean?

Comes from an old FC bot that constantly said:

"Imagine, the shit flying off his cock, like a motorcycle stuck in the mud."

Then one day, TDB says, instead of "THIS IS THE CORRECT ANSWER", "THIS IS THE CORRECT MOTORCYCLE".

The rest is history.


HOLY SHIT

I have been seeking the origin of TITCM since I got here, and all of a sudden, like Emeril's Essence, BAM there it is.

All you had to do was ask.  I am the official keeper of lore here.  Also, I was there when it happened.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#41
June 14, 2009, 04:27:27 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 14, 2009, 09:05:59 AM
Quote from: Nigel on June 14, 2009, 08:07:43 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 14, 2009, 02:17:28 AM
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on June 14, 2009, 01:03:56 AM
Okay. So what does that mean?

Comes from an old FC bot that constantly said:

"Imagine, the shit flying off his cock, like a motorcycle stuck in the mud."

Then one day, TDB says, instead of "THIS IS THE CORRECT ANSWER", "THIS IS THE CORRECT MOTORCYCLE".

The rest is history.


HOLY SHIT

I have been seeking the origin of TITCM since I got here, and all of a sudden, like Emeril's Essence, BAM there it is.

All you had to do was ask.  I am the official keeper of lore here.  Also, I was there when it happened.

Next time, Wise One. Next time I will ask you first.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#42
June 14, 2009, 05:21:39 PM
Quote from: Nigel on June 14, 2009, 04:27:27 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 14, 2009, 09:05:59 AM
Quote from: Nigel on June 14, 2009, 08:07:43 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 14, 2009, 02:17:28 AM
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on June 14, 2009, 01:03:56 AM
Okay. So what does that mean?

Comes from an old FC bot that constantly said:

"Imagine, the shit flying off his cock, like a motorcycle stuck in the mud."

Then one day, TDB says, instead of "THIS IS THE CORRECT ANSWER", "THIS IS THE CORRECT MOTORCYCLE".

The rest is history.


HOLY SHIT

I have been seeking the origin of TITCM since I got here, and all of a sudden, like Emeril's Essence, BAM there it is.

All you had to do was ask.  I am the official keeper of lore here.  Also, I was there when it happened.

Next time, Wise One. Next time I will ask you first.

A suitable offering (for the temple, of course) would be appreciated.  We take all major credit cards, personal cheques, and boobs (real ones only).
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#43
June 14, 2009, 06:34:48 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 14, 2009, 05:21:39 PM
Quote from: Nigel on June 14, 2009, 04:27:27 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 14, 2009, 09:05:59 AM
Quote from: Nigel on June 14, 2009, 08:07:43 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 14, 2009, 02:17:28 AM
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on June 14, 2009, 01:03:56 AM
Okay. So what does that mean?

Comes from an old FC bot that constantly said:

"Imagine, the shit flying off his cock, like a motorcycle stuck in the mud."

Then one day, TDB says, instead of "THIS IS THE CORRECT ANSWER", "THIS IS THE CORRECT MOTORCYCLE".

The rest is history.


HOLY SHIT

I have been seeking the origin of TITCM since I got here, and all of a sudden, like Emeril's Essence, BAM there it is.

All you had to do was ask.  I am the official keeper of lore here.  Also, I was there when it happened.

Next time, Wise One. Next time I will ask you first.

A suitable offering (for the temple, of course) would be appreciated.  We take all major credit cards, personal cheques, and boobs (real ones only).

Oh sweet, I have those!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

the last yatto

#44
June 15, 2009, 04:20:58 AM
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit
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