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So, is YOUR governor cool enough to lose his goddamn mind...

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, June 25, 2009, 04:36:12 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

June 25, 2009, 04:36:12 AM
...bugger off to Argentina for some ass, thereby flushing his very serious bid for the 2012 GOP presidential nomination down the pooper?

I am SO fucking jealous of South Carolina.   :argh!:
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Suu

#1
June 25, 2009, 12:57:55 PM
One day, Rhode Island will once again have crackpots that make the national news, until then, we like to keep them to ourselves.
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Cain

#2
June 25, 2009, 01:02:58 PM
No.  Our MPs are fat, gluttonous bastards though:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2499268.ece

QuoteTHE full range of MP Rosie Cooper's naughty nibbles paid for by taxpayers was revealed last night.

Her Commons expense claims include a mouth-watering array of sweets, crisps, cakes, ice creams and doughnuts.

Items as small as a 29p bag of Hula Hoops and a white chocolate cookie costing 30p are meticulously listed with receipts.

Labour MP for West Lancashire Rosie, 58 - believed to be a size 16 - once lent her name to a campaign for healthy eating.

She said: "Fighting obesity is one of today's key public health challenges."

She insisted last night that the treats were bought for her unpaid Westminster researcher.

AFK

#3
June 25, 2009, 01:03:35 PM
No, my Governor is a big bucket of  :kingmeh:
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Sir Squid Diddimus

#4
June 25, 2009, 04:47:24 PM
My governor is an Oompa Loompa

LMNO

#5
June 25, 2009, 04:49:53 PM
My govenor is Protobama.

Let's hope they gave v2.0 a lot of upgrades...

Darth Cupcake

#7
June 25, 2009, 04:51:29 PM
Holy fuck Squid, your governor is creepy! :eek:
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#8
June 25, 2009, 06:06:37 PM
It's Florida, what did you expect?

Darth Cupcake

#9
June 25, 2009, 06:07:38 PM
Much older.

More Hawaiian shirt and fanny pack.
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Jenne

#10
June 25, 2009, 06:17:29 PM
Yeah...mine's cyborg...?

Pariah

#11
June 25, 2009, 06:31:32 PM


My governor is hated by every extreme fundie christian in the state
and that's why she's awesome
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#12
June 25, 2009, 06:44:01 PM
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Kai

#13
June 25, 2009, 07:04:28 PM
Mine is.  :lulz:
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