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So, is YOUR governor cool enough to lose his goddamn mind...

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, June 25, 2009, 04:36:12 AM

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#15
June 25, 2009, 07:08:30 PM
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#16
June 25, 2009, 07:12:46 PM


my Governor, is it any wonder i post on the worst forum on the Internet and what is  likely the worst forum ever
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#18
June 25, 2009, 07:33:22 PM
Quote from: Jenne on June 25, 2009, 06:17:29 PM
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June 25, 2009, 08:52:27 PM
Quote"The biggest self of self is, indeed, self ..."

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#20
June 25, 2009, 08:55:28 PM
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#21
June 25, 2009, 09:49:02 PM
my governor was cool then Obama sent him to China. Now we got this

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#22
June 25, 2009, 10:24:55 PM
Quote from: skeleton on June 25, 2009, 09:49:02 PM
my governor was cool then Obama sent him to China. Now we got this http://emhain.wit.ie/~ynicol/Funny/SHIT.GIF

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#23
June 26, 2009, 01:41:23 AM
You know who I would like to have as a governor? Caligula's horse.
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#24
June 26, 2009, 01:45:59 AM
Quote from: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on June 26, 2009, 01:41:23 AM
You know who I would like to have as a governor? Caligula's horse.

Shit.  Thread ruined.
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#25
June 26, 2009, 09:28:18 PM
Ok, so it's not a governor but the losing candidate for Lt.Governor just got out of a public intoxication charge by claiming immunity because he is a state legislator and you can't arrest a state legislator while Legislature is in session.  Only problem is that he hasn't been a legislator for more than a year.  Or yeah, there was a hot 21 year old in the car too.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/chi-ap-in-ex-legislatorinve,0,7615091.story
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Iason Ouabache

#26
June 26, 2009, 09:32:28 PM
Oh, and he was involved in a drunken crash back in February. I almost wish I had voted for him last year.  :lulz:
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Cain

#27
June 26, 2009, 10:17:20 PM
I don't know much about Sanford, but this seemed to paint in in a sympathetic, if sad, light

http://www.juliansanchez.com/2009/06/25/sanford-and-sin/

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#28
June 26, 2009, 10:34:18 PM
Quote from: Jason Ouabache on June 26, 2009, 09:28:18 PM
Ok, so it's not a governor but the losing candidate for Lt.Governor just got out of a public intoxication charge by claiming immunity because he is a state legislator and you can't arrest a state legislator while Legislature is in session.  Only problem is that he hasn't been a legislator for more than a year.  Or yeah, there was a hot 21 year old in the car too.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/chi-ap-in-ex-legislatorinve,0,7615091.story

Okay, that's pretty funny.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Iason Ouabache

#29
June 26, 2009, 11:51:08 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 26, 2009, 10:17:20 PM
I don't know much about Sanford, but this seemed to paint in in a sympathetic, if sad, light

http://www.juliansanchez.com/2009/06/25/sanford-and-sin/
A fiscal and social conservative politician that used government money to fly to South America to have an extramarital affair.  Which part am I supposed to be sympathetic about again?

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 26, 2009, 10:34:18 PM
Quote from: Jason Ouabache on June 26, 2009, 09:28:18 PM
Ok, so it's not a governor but the losing candidate for Lt.Governor just got out of a public intoxication charge by claiming immunity because he is a state legislator and you can't arrest a state legislator while Legislature is in session.  Only problem is that he hasn't been a legislator for more than a year.  Or yeah, there was a hot 21 year old in the car too.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/chi-ap-in-ex-legislatorinve,0,7615091.story

Okay, that's pretty funny.
He almost got away with pulling a "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?" Almost.
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