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Started by Iason Ouabache, June 30, 2009, 05:49:01 AM

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Iason Ouabache

June 30, 2009, 05:49:01 AM
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give to you How It's Made - Hot Dogs:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhwXPsTaRgc


:vom:
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Thurnez Isa

#1
June 30, 2009, 05:58:03 AM
I don't know what is wrong with me
but I fail to see what is gross
:sad:

I actually found it fascinating
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fomenter

#2
June 30, 2009, 06:09:33 AM
mmmmm trimmings  :D





btw
i wasn't grossed out  the addition of corn syrup and salt (three times???) seemed worse
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Thurnez Isa

#3
June 30, 2009, 06:12:12 AM
If you really want to gross me out find how they make those Hungry Man Sport Diners
Some of them have like 105% of your Sodium intake
...brrrrrrrrr...
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fomenter

#4
June 30, 2009, 06:27:55 AM
we try to buy the dogs without the corn syrup, i bet the salt is still a top ingredient though, kinda yuck but tasty ...
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Nast

#5
June 30, 2009, 07:16:26 AM
Meat batter!
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#6
June 30, 2009, 07:32:04 AM
MEAT BATTER!!!







now i want a hot dog.  :?

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#7
June 30, 2009, 07:40:20 AM
I've been wanting a hot dog for like two months now.
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Triple Zero

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June 30, 2009, 09:03:27 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on June 30, 2009, 05:58:03 AM
I don't know what is wrong with me
but I fail to see what is gross
:sad:

I actually found it fascinating

agree, fascinating. as long as you don't have to eat them.

cylindrical bags of pulped waste meat and flavourings. don't get me wrong, I love myself a proper sausage, but these .. things are not sausages.

you do realize without the flavourings it would taste worse than wet cardboard, right? why would you stuff that crap in your body? (unless there's nothing else to eat)

next up, check out how those typical hotdog buns are made. :lol:

oh btw I can do this one better, in the Netherlands we have a fastfood that is made of similar flavoured waste meatpulp, but it doesnt have a cellulose bag around it, instead, the meatpulp is squeezed from a cylinder under very high pressure through a smaller opening. the pressure increases the temperature and causes the meat to cook instantly.

awesome, fascinating, and I used to love the things (drenched in mayo+curry+onions), but not anymore.
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trippinprincezz13

#9
June 30, 2009, 02:23:51 PM
Definite combination of disgusting and interesting. The *meat batter* coming out of the pipes reminded me a bit of 2girls1cup and various other scatalogical horrors. But, a hot dog cooked in fire is still always good and cheaper than better sausages so not going to be any more deterred from eating them than I was. Just not all the time
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#10
June 30, 2009, 08:59:25 PM
I make soup from trimmings... I don't see why making hot dogs out of them would gross me out more.
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#11
June 30, 2009, 09:02:46 PM
That said, I try to avoid factory food whenever possible, because it's weird.
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Iason Ouabache

#12
June 30, 2009, 09:14:40 PM
Quote from: trippinprincezz13 on June 30, 2009, 02:23:51 PM
Definite combination of disgusting and interesting. The *meat batter* coming out of the pipes reminded me a bit of 2girls1cup and various other scatalogical horrors.
I'm somewhat comforted in hearing that I'm not the only person who thought that. Still:  :vom:
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trippinprincezz13

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June 30, 2009, 10:01:13 PM
Quote from: Nigel on June 30, 2009, 08:59:25 PM
I make soup from trimmings... I don't see why making hot dogs out of them would gross me out more.

Not so much the meat trimmings that get me. More the pureed meat batter that's a bit off. The combination of the words meat and puree doesn't sit quite right with me.  Sausages, ground meat fine - when I still worked part-time for a grocery store, I sometimes got to help out making sausages which was all well and good. 
There's no sun shine coming through her ass, if you are sure of your penis.

Paranoia is a disease unto itself, and may I add, the person standing next to you, may not be who they appear to be, so take precaution.

If there is no order in your sexual life it may be difficult to stay with a whole skin.

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#14
June 30, 2009, 10:41:25 PM
"Meat batter"  :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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