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Started by Captain Utopia, July 17, 2009, 04:25:35 PM

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Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

Quote from: fictionpuss on July 21, 2009, 08:32:17 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on July 21, 2009, 08:17:20 PM
Enlightenment is not found here. At best we're just gonna throw rocks at your sacred cows until you either enlighten yourself or go away. Generally, we prefer the former, but aren't opposed to the latter.
It would be awesome if you'd throw rocks at my sacred cows. I am actively trying to rid myself of as many delusions as possible. It would seem more accurate to say that it's mostly ad hominems though.

An ad hominem would be something along the lines of:

You are an idiot and therefore your argument is stupid.


That's not what is going on here... in fact its reversed:

Your arguments are vacuous and based on bad information, making you look like an idiot.

Big difference.

As for your Cows... right now Your Opinion seems to be a pretty big Cow, at least in the way you present yourself in this forum. Your Opinion tends to be one of the most pernicious Cows and often sneaks in while we're busy patting ourselves on the back for getting rid of our Sacred Cows.
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"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

the last yatto

Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Triple Zero

Quote from: fictionpuss on July 21, 2009, 05:44:39 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on July 21, 2009, 05:12:10 PM
The mindfuck is that after you've read this, you will be wondering if you also had been able to do it before you read about it
You're looking too hard for something which isn't there.

It was a joke.

QuoteWhat I find most interesting is an examination whether those forwards are created by someone with full consciousness of what they are doing, or whether they just evolve that way.

they evolve that way.

even the best marketing/NLP guru scores a miss often enough. the most well-funded and well-researched viral campaigns flop often enough.

undoubtedly, less fail much less than some amateur kid trying to make an email prank.

but the first, high-skilled category is not in the business of making email pranks, and the kids are, and they succeed from time to time. the ones that reach you are just the successful ones, usually. well, for most people at least. if you're close to a birthplace of these viral memes, such as our GASM projects, you will probably notice disproportionally more shitty memes in a failed attempt to become viral.

but every once in a while, just like a viral marketing group, we hit gold and for example kill off a LOLCAT.

the answer to your question basically hinges on two factors. first is the enormously strong exponential component to these things. regardless of whether the originator was skilled or not, if a meme "hits", it's coverage and reach just explodes and the amount of people it reaches bears no relation anymore with the fact whether the originator was skilled or not.
second factor is simply that those people who are really skilled at it generally don't bother making viral emails just for the hell of it, without attempting some sort of memetic piggybacking to carry a message they want to spread. the fact that the thing you quoted doesn't have anything piggybacking on it means that either it was never there (and some kid copied it from a magazine possibly and started forwarding it) or that it has fallen off (which means it has evolved beyond its original construction).

QuoteBut if that is boring-as-shit to you, and you want to wrassle some more, then I'm game for that too.

no this subject is absolutely fascinating.

it just would have helped if you had started out with:
  "I got this extremely simple example of a viral message here <IMG> and I would like to discuss it with you people. What do you think that makes it work?"
then you would have gotten much more friendly and helpful comments, and discuss your own theories:
  "Might it be hypnosis? Because when I tried it this and this happened".

Instead, you just posted this image, and acted as if it was a brilliant mindfuck but we were all too dumb to see it. I promise you, we don't go much by postcount here, even a years-long member of PD would have gotten the same amount of shit for that. It's the "you're all too dumb for X" bit which ticks people off. There's always a smarter person here. Sometimes it surprises me.
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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Triple Zero on July 22, 2009, 12:06:03 AM
Instead, you just posted this image, and acted as if it was a brilliant mindfuck but we were all too dumb to see it. I promise you, we don't go much by postcount here, even a years-long member of PD would have gotten the same amount of shit for that. It's the "you're all too dumb for X" bit which ticks people off.

Trolly Troll McTrollington.
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Sir Squid Diddimus

LOL

Trolly McTrollerson from Trolltown

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Triple Zero on July 22, 2009, 12:06:03 AM


it just would have helped if you had started out with:
  "I got this extremely simple example of a viral message here <IMG> and I would like to discuss it with you people. What do you think that makes it work?"
then you would have gotten much more friendly and helpful comments, and discuss your own theories:
  "Might it be hypnosis? Because when I tried it this and this happened".

Instead, you just posted this image, and acted as if it was a brilliant mindfuck but we were all too dumb to see it. I promise you, we don't go much by postcount here, even a years-long member of PD would have gotten the same amount of shit for that. It's the "you're all too dumb for X" bit which ticks people off. There's always a smarter person here. Sometimes it surprises me.

Naw.  Dipshit got lazy on his first post, and is now furiously trying to cover his tracks.  He's too fucking stupid to admit he made a mistake, so he's projecting the stupidity onto everyone around him.

169% Fail.  Not sure he's even a biped.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Captain Utopia

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 22, 2009, 04:19:40 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on July 22, 2009, 12:06:03 AM


it just would have helped if you had started out with:
  "I got this extremely simple example of a viral message here <IMG> and I would like to discuss it with you people. What do you think that makes it work?"
then you would have gotten much more friendly and helpful comments, and discuss your own theories:
  "Might it be hypnosis? Because when I tried it this and this happened".

Instead, you just posted this image, and acted as if it was a brilliant mindfuck but we were all too dumb to see it. I promise you, we don't go much by postcount here, even a years-long member of PD would have gotten the same amount of shit for that. It's the "you're all too dumb for X" bit which ticks people off. There's always a smarter person here. Sometimes it surprises me.

Naw.  Dipshit got lazy on his first post, and is now furiously trying to cover his tracks.  He's too fucking stupid to admit he made a mistake, so he's projecting the stupidity onto everyone around him.

169% Fail.  Not sure he's even a biped.
Hey now! I failed on more than just the first post. I've admitted my mistakes many times on this thread already.

Sir Squid Diddimus


The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: fictionpuss on July 22, 2009, 04:33:59 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 22, 2009, 04:19:40 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on July 22, 2009, 12:06:03 AM


it just would have helped if you had started out with:
  "I got this extremely simple example of a viral message here <IMG> and I would like to discuss it with you people. What do you think that makes it work?"
then you would have gotten much more friendly and helpful comments, and discuss your own theories:
  "Might it be hypnosis? Because when I tried it this and this happened".

Instead, you just posted this image, and acted as if it was a brilliant mindfuck but we were all too dumb to see it. I promise you, we don't go much by postcount here, even a years-long member of PD would have gotten the same amount of shit for that. It's the "you're all too dumb for X" bit which ticks people off. There's always a smarter person here. Sometimes it surprises me.

Naw.  Dipshit got lazy on his first post, and is now furiously trying to cover his tracks.  He's too fucking stupid to admit he made a mistake, so he's projecting the stupidity onto everyone around him.

169% Fail.  Not sure he's even a biped.
Hey now! I failed on more than just the first post. I've admitted my mistakes many times on this thread already.

Really?  Because all I've seen is you explaining to us all how stupid we all are.

Asshole.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

the last yatto

Quote from: fictionpuss on July 22, 2009, 06:06:26 AM
I play guitar with all the finesse of a coma patient reacting spasmodically to a cattleprod

:lulz:
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Captain Utopia


:|  :oops:

Ah, I'd been avoiding re-reading any of this.

Anyway I've been here for a year now, and strangely enough, I've never felt more "at home" in any corner of the internet than this one.  I also have you spags to thank for helping me become twice as awesome as I was a year ago, although I'm still nowhere near half as awesome as I thought I was at that time.

I fear I may feel the exact same way this time next year  :fnord:

Triple Zero

Quote from: Captain Utopia on July 17, 2010, 01:36:51 PM
twice as awesome as I was a year ago, although I'm still nowhere near half as awesome as I thought I was at that time.

I fear I may feel the exact same way this time next year  :fnord:

that would be awesome.

:awesome:
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e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

President Television

Just found this thread. :lulz:

I will never be able to take Fictionpuss seriously ever again.
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Captain Utopia

Good, because the fucker is dead and he's not coming back.

....wait, there was someone who took fictionpuss seriously?