News:

TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

Main Menu

Dear World...

Started by Dimocritus, August 04, 2009, 05:49:30 PM

Previous topic - Next topic
Print
Go Down Pages1 2 3
User actions

Dimocritus

August 04, 2009, 05:49:30 PM
Dear World,

I am breaking up with you. Your bad attitude is something that I can bear even less than your lack of education. I'd like to be able to say "it's not you, it's me," but I can't, because it's definitely you. I feel that, no matter how I look at it, we're just going around in circles. I just hope our sun is old enough to understand. I used to look at you and be filled with wonder and amazement, but now all I can see is how used up you are. I can no longer watch as you whore yourself out to these parasites. I leave Thursday. Don't try to stop me.

Good luck,
Dimo1138 (AKA Dimo1138)
Episkopos of GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

LMNO

#1
August 04, 2009, 05:50:45 PM
Dear Dimo,

You'll be back.


-The World

Richter

#2
August 04, 2009, 05:57:58 PM
"It's a crooked game, but it's the only game in town."  -Jim Bowie
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Zenpeanut

#3
August 04, 2009, 06:11:45 PM
I like it, very V for Vendetta-esque.

Dimocritus

#4
August 04, 2009, 06:18:53 PM
Dear World,

It's so hard to leave. Every where I look all I can see is you. But I must, I know all about your mood swings; temperate for a while, only to become an ice-cold frosty box. We are drifting apart, like your continents, but it's not my fault, it's yours. This will be the last time I contact you.

Goodbye,
Dimo1138 (AKA One Man Posse and Ice Cream)
Episkopos of GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

LMNO

#5
August 04, 2009, 06:21:36 PM
Dear Dimo,

Say hi to your mother for me.


-The World

Thurnez Isa

#6
August 04, 2009, 06:27:19 PM
good
get the fuck off my world bitch!
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

Dimocritus

#7
August 04, 2009, 06:33:20 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on August 04, 2009, 06:27:19 PM
good
get the fuck off my whore bitch!

Episkopos of GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

AFK

#8
August 04, 2009, 06:45:05 PM
Dear Dimo,

You are trapped in an episode of ER and you are on a neverending rotation.  Deal.

Love,
The World
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Dimocritus

#9
August 04, 2009, 07:09:06 PM
Dear World,

I tried to leave you, but the hold you have on me is too strong. I still gravitate towards you. Maybe we can learn to get along after all. Either way, I have to return. You have all my stuff.

Dimo1138
Episkopos of GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

Iason Ouabache

#10
August 04, 2009, 09:05:03 PM
Quote from: Zenpeanut on August 04, 2009, 06:11:45 PM
I like it, very V for Vendetta-esque.
Don't encourage him.
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
    \
┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘

Dimocritus

#11
August 04, 2009, 09:11:10 PM
I don't need encouragement. I can do this all day.
Episkopos of GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

Triple Zero

#12
August 04, 2009, 10:29:27 PM
:emo:
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Dimocritus

#13
August 04, 2009, 11:00:30 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 04, 2009, 10:29:27 PM
:emo:

oh, man. I fonly I could get people to do this in real life... I would be a GOD!!!!!
Episkopos of GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

Pope Pixie Pickle

#14
August 05, 2009, 03:41:08 AM
Quote from: Dimo1138 on August 04, 2009, 11:00:30 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 04, 2009, 10:29:27 PM
:emo:

oh, man. I fonly I could get people to do this in real life... I would be a GOD!!!!!

Fail!

Assholes don't usually qualify for god status..
Print
Go Up Pages1 2 3
User actions