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Started by Iason Ouabache, July 01, 2009, 05:50:02 PM

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Iason Ouabache

Quote from: Jenne on August 07, 2009, 09:10:49 PM
"struggling with modesty"...?  WTF does that mean?  She was a compulsive flasher?
More than likely it means that she showed off her ankles.
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Jenne

Quote from: Iason Ouabache on August 07, 2009, 09:32:02 PM
Quote from: Jenne on August 07, 2009, 09:10:49 PM
"struggling with modesty"...?  WTF does that mean?  She was a compulsive flasher?
More than likely it means that she showed off her ankles.

This is the correct "came straight from the compound" motorcycle.

Iason Ouabache

#48
Janet Porter decided to take every single right-wing meme talking point of the last 9 months, throw them in a pot and make some good old-fashioned Crazy Stew

http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=106559
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fomenter

"So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!"


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Iason Ouabache

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fomenter


Job Title: Corrections Officer – Internment/Resettlement Specialist

the word resettlement doesn't inspire a lot of calm non riled up feelings either!!!
"So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!"


hmroogp

Jenne

Quote from: fomenter on August 11, 2009, 09:23:54 PM

Job Title: Corrections Officer – Internment/Resettlement Specialist

the word resettlement doesn't inspire a lot of calm non riled up feelings either!!!

Well, the job description says it all:

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As an Internment/Resettlement Specialist for the Army National Guard, you will ensure the smooth running of military confinement/correctional facility or detention/internment facility, similar to those duties conducted by civilian Corrections Officers. This will require you to know proper procedures and military law; and have the ability to think quickly in high-stress situations. Specific duties may include assisting with supervision and management operations; providing facility security; providing custody, control, supervision, and escort; and counseling individual prisoners in rehabilitative programs.



By joining this specialty, you will develop the skills that will prepare you for a rewarding career with law enforcement agencies or in the private security field.


So, join Chino prison-like conditions or Blackwater.

Choice is yours!

fomenter

the only words missing from the job title are re-education and camp
"So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!"


hmroogp

Jenne

Doublespeak: 
Quoteand counseling individual prisoners in rehabilitative programs.

fomenter

#55
 :horrormirth:
"So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!"


hmroogp

Iason Ouabache

No where does it say that that job is inside the United States.  :wink:
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Jenne

Heh.  Neither does it.






Afpakistan, here you come!

LMNO

I just want to know if Work equals Freedom yet.

Iason Ouabache

Ok, it's been awhile but this one is worthy of a bump:

http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=107095

QuoteWhile it may be an overstatement to compare Obama with Hitler, it is even more far-fetched to characterize his political opponents as Nazis and fascists because they very clearly want to limit the size and scope of government – preferring that people be free to govern themselves to the greatest extent possible.

Obama has power. His opponents, for the most part, do not. Furthermore, Obama seeks to use his power to impose policies that have, like it or not, a striking resemblance to those Hitler promoted in the 1930s.

Like what?

   * Abortion

   * Infanticide

   * Government deciding life-and-death issues in dispensing medical care for both older people and those with serious illnesses;

   * Unfair treatment of Jews, in Obama's case, with regard to Middle East conflict;

   * So-called public-private partnerships – blurring the line between government responsibilities and the private sector. This is one of the definitions of fascism;

   * Picking winners and losers among corporations and the dispensing of government favors and punishments to them;

   * Hiring and firing of supposedly private corporation executives;

   * Attacking free expression;

   * Secrecy

   * Using taxpayer funds for the hiring of political partisans to "organize" communities and sign up new voters;

   * Demonizing political opponents;

   * Encouraging citizens to "rat out" friends, family members and others who oppose his policies;

   * Keeping tabs on political opponents;

   * Filling top government posts with like-minded political extremists who would normally be regarded as internal security threats;

   * Ignoring the Constitution;

   * Blaming his predecessor and the fundamentals of the American political and economic system for all the problems besetting the country;

I mean, I could go on and on. George W. Bush and other predecessors in the White House had their faults. Some of them did terrible things, showed incredibly bad judgment, made horrible mistakes. But I can think of no precedent for someone in the White House doing all of the above at once – all of which bear striking parallels to the leadership of infamous fascists such as Benito Mussolini and Hitler.

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