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Started by Pope Pixie Pickle, August 20, 2009, 12:07:50 AM

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Pope Pixie Pickle

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Payne

After going all the way from S'hampton to Edinburgh, I doubt very much you'll want to stay on the bus for another 3 hours even further north to pillage my village.

As you know the further north you go, the wilder the men become, the more abused the sheep are and the more likely you are to get punched in the face for being English...

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Payne on August 20, 2009, 02:00:46 AM
After going all the way from S'hampton to Edinburgh, I doubt very much you'll want to stay on the bus for another 3 hours even further north to pillage my village.

As you know the further north you go, the wilder the men become, the more abused the sheep are and the more likely you are to get punched in the face for being English...

She'd eat your fist and make you THANK her for it.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Payne

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 20, 2009, 02:04:29 AM
Quote from: Payne on August 20, 2009, 02:00:46 AM
After going all the way from S'hampton to Edinburgh, I doubt very much you'll want to stay on the bus for another 3 hours even further north to pillage my village.

As you know the further north you go, the wilder the men become, the more abused the sheep are and the more likely you are to get punched in the face for being English...

She'd eat your fist and make you THANK her for it.

Oh no, you see I've promised to be a gentleman when she is up here. And of course I'd try to defend her (being a gentleman and all) but there a lot of crazy assed men and women* up here.



*As you can imagine, they didn't just beat him around the head and shoulders with that broomstick. They followed him home from the pub and did this to him because he was Polish, allegedly. God damn I hate this place.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Payne on August 20, 2009, 02:18:37 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 20, 2009, 02:04:29 AM
Quote from: Payne on August 20, 2009, 02:00:46 AM
After going all the way from S'hampton to Edinburgh, I doubt very much you'll want to stay on the bus for another 3 hours even further north to pillage my village.

As you know the further north you go, the wilder the men become, the more abused the sheep are and the more likely you are to get punched in the face for being English...

She'd eat your fist and make you THANK her for it.

Oh no, you see I've promised to be a gentleman when she is up here. And of course I'd try to defend her (being a gentleman and all) but there a lot of crazy assed men and women* up here.



*As you can imagine, they didn't just beat him around the head and shoulders with that broomstick. They followed him home from the pub and did this to him because he was Polish, allegedly. God damn I hate this place.

Teach HIM to be Polish in public.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Captain Utopia

Quote from: Payne on August 20, 2009, 02:00:46 AM
As you know the further north you go, the wilder the men become, the more abused the sheep are and the more likely you are to get punched in the face for being English...
It's all too true.

The Good Reverend Roger

I would be disappointed if I were to visit Scotland and meet civilized people.

That's not why you go there.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Payne

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 20, 2009, 02:22:02 AM
I would be disappointed if I were to visit Scotland and meet civilized people.

That's not why you go there.

I've got to keep all my shit in my pants this weekend :(

It feels incorrect.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Payne on August 20, 2009, 02:23:33 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 20, 2009, 02:22:02 AM
I would be disappointed if I were to visit Scotland and meet civilized people.

That's not why you go there.

I've got to keep all my shit in my pants this weekend :(

It feels incorrect.

Balls.  They don't have pance in Scotland.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Payne

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 20, 2009, 02:27:10 AM
Quote from: Payne on August 20, 2009, 02:23:33 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 20, 2009, 02:22:02 AM
I would be disappointed if I were to visit Scotland and meet civilized people.

That's not why you go there.

I've got to keep all my shit in my pants this weekend :(

It feels incorrect.

Balls.  They don't have pance in Scotland.

They make the non native-born men wear pance to show that they aren't manly enough to wear skirts. True story.

Payne

Quote from: fictionpuss on August 20, 2009, 02:20:45 AM
Quote from: Payne on August 20, 2009, 02:00:46 AM
As you know the further north you go, the wilder the men become, the more abused the sheep are and the more likely you are to get punched in the face for being English...
It's all too true.



Sir Squid Diddimus

Scunthorpe??

That sounds scary.
Like Bithlo.

Requia ☣

You live north of Edinburgh?

I though there was nothing north of there but sheep and ice.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Payne

Quote from: Squid on August 20, 2009, 06:12:33 AM
Scunthorpe??

That sounds scary.
Like Bithlo.

As I recall, they used a similar map on Mock the Week, and Dara O'Brian was rather bemused by Scunthorpe's inclusion as a major population centre.

Scunthorpe is a terrible terrible place.

Payne

Quote from: Requia ☣ on August 20, 2009, 08:18:42 AM
You live north of Edinburgh?

I though there was nothing north of there but sheep and ice.

Indeed. That's why my connection sucks so much.

And to be fair the start of that divide of "Sheep and Ice, nothing but" starts further south then Edinburgh. Depends on how far south in the UK you are.

If you're from the south coast, everything north of London is nothing but sheep and ice.