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Discordian Cult I mean Commune

Started by Cramulus, August 19, 2009, 07:09:30 PM

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Pope Pixie Pickle

#135
August 24, 2009, 02:37:52 AM
I couldnt live in the same commune as payne.. my liver would divorce me. :lulz:

Gremlynn

#136
August 24, 2009, 10:27:55 AM
carpentry, brewing, botanical science (specialising in Entheogenics), carpentry, metalwork, electronics, art, theatre, etc, etc. Am a Stage Manager, so a bit of a Jack of all trades, anything I don't know, I know a guy who does. Also, that British charm.

I think that if the commune should become a Micronation, then build a wall around the outside and perpetuate myths of hyperdrugs and ultrasex to raise intreague.

Actually, I see it ending up like the Creedish in Survivor. With all of us dead and the land being a Porno disposal site.

Verbal Mike

#137
August 24, 2009, 12:12:51 PM
Say...what is this...ultrasex you speak of? *tweaks moustache*
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Triple Zero

#138
August 24, 2009, 01:23:00 PM
Quote from: Risus on August 21, 2009, 03:14:25 AM
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on August 21, 2009, 12:33:42 AM
Fuck yeah, we could take over Zendik farm in an afternoon.



I can only picture this as a real life mass boarding of another forum.
And you know how well that normally ends.

We gonna dump truckloads of photographs on their farm?
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
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Payne

#139
August 24, 2009, 01:27:16 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 24, 2009, 01:23:00 PM
Quote from: Risus on August 21, 2009, 03:14:25 AM
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on August 21, 2009, 12:33:42 AM
Fuck yeah, we could take over Zendik farm in an afternoon.



I can only picture this as a real life mass boarding of another forum.
And you know how well that normally ends.

We gonna dump truckloads of photographs on their farm?

No. Goatse crop circles.

Pope Pixie Pickle

#140
August 24, 2009, 04:22:56 PM Last Edit: August 24, 2009, 04:25:28 PM by Pixie O'Fubar
Quote from: Payne on August 24, 2009, 01:27:16 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 24, 2009, 01:23:00 PM
Quote from: Risus on August 21, 2009, 03:14:25 AM
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on August 21, 2009, 12:33:42 AM
Fuck yeah, we could take over Zendik farm in an afternoon.



I can only picture this as a real life mass boarding of another forum.
And you know how well that normally ends.

We gonna dump truckloads of photographs on their farm?

No. Goatse crop circles.

Or we could just bring pent and get them very drunk. That would ruin everyone.

goatse crop circles would be funny also.

Bruno

#141
August 24, 2009, 04:27:25 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on August 24, 2009, 04:22:56 PM
Quote from: Payne on August 24, 2009, 01:27:16 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 24, 2009, 01:23:00 PM
Quote from: Risus on August 21, 2009, 03:14:25 AM
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on August 21, 2009, 12:33:42 AM
Fuck yeah, we could take over Zendik farm in an afternoon.



I can only picture this as a real life mass boarding of another forum.
And you know how well that normally ends.

We gonna dump truckloads of photographs on their farm?

No. Goatse crop circles.

Or we could just bring pent and get them very drunk. That would ruin everyone.

goatse crop circles would be funny also.

Rev. Uncle BadTouch would fit right in.
Formerly something else...

The Good Reverend Roger

#142
August 24, 2009, 08:39:24 PM
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on August 24, 2009, 04:27:25 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on August 24, 2009, 04:22:56 PM
Quote from: Payne on August 24, 2009, 01:27:16 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 24, 2009, 01:23:00 PM
Quote from: Risus on August 21, 2009, 03:14:25 AM
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on August 21, 2009, 12:33:42 AM
Fuck yeah, we could take over Zendik farm in an afternoon.



I can only picture this as a real life mass boarding of another forum.
And you know how well that normally ends.

We gonna dump truckloads of photographs on their farm?

No. Goatse crop circles.

Or we could just bring pent and get them very drunk. That would ruin everyone.

goatse crop circles would be funny also.

Rev. Uncle BadTouch would fit right in.

wut
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Bruno

#143
August 24, 2009, 09:10:41 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 24, 2009, 08:39:24 PM
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on August 24, 2009, 04:27:25 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on August 24, 2009, 04:22:56 PM
Quote from: Payne on August 24, 2009, 01:27:16 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 24, 2009, 01:23:00 PM
Quote from: Risus on August 21, 2009, 03:14:25 AM
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on August 21, 2009, 12:33:42 AM
Fuck yeah, we could take over Zendik farm in an afternoon.



I can only picture this as a real life mass boarding of another forum.
And you know how well that normally ends.

We gonna dump truckloads of photographs on their farm?

No. Goatse crop circles.

Or we could just bring pent and get them very drunk. That would ruin everyone.

goatse crop circles would be funny also.

Rev. Uncle BadTouch would fit right in.

wut


http://community.livejournal.com/zendik/1678.html

QuoteHmmm. My sister was lured into the lovely little Zendik Farm cult when she was barely 17 years old. Some guys from the farm met her at a concert in Dallas and pursuaded her to leave with them THAT NIGHT, claiming she didn't need to tell our parents, she could call them later once they got to the farm (about five hours away from us). Through some quick detective work, we found out she'd gone to this place and found a phone number from someone else who'd been approached that night. By the time we called her, they'd already brainwashed her into thinking THEY were her family and life would be so pleasant there on their little "farm" where some old fart named Wulf sat around having sex with underage girls while everyone else slave-labored outside or in the kitchen. It's a freakin' commune! Why do you think they keep moving?!


http://www.hipforums.com/newforums/archive/index.php/t-4937-p-2.html

Quoteearlier in the thread a seemingly intellegent enough sincere male wrote a number of emails with no response. then a 16 year old girl wrote one and got a very enthusiastic "come on out, this is the place for you" response within an hour. although part of the journey to spiritual freedom is to remove our attachments to possesions, the demand of all of them when you join, and the apparently random booting out of people. the slave labor and oriental despotism in the leadership of this cultmune, the intimidating coercive approach to get underage trouble girls to submit to sex with more established members of the cult.
Formerly something else...

The Good Reverend Roger

#144
August 24, 2009, 09:43:11 PM
Okay, Jerry, you ruined the joke.

Yay for you.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Bruno

#145
August 25, 2009, 04:25:14 AM
Oh well. Nothing lasts forever.
Formerly something else...

The Good Reverend Roger

#146
August 25, 2009, 03:02:48 PM
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on August 25, 2009, 04:25:14 AM
Oh well. Nothing lasts forever.

No, because there's always some fuckwit who thinks he's funny.

Ass burgers ITT.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Darth Cupcake

#147
August 25, 2009, 03:03:56 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 25, 2009, 03:02:48 PM
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on August 25, 2009, 04:25:14 AM
Oh well. Nothing lasts forever.

No, because there's always some fuckwit who thinks he's funny.

Ass burgers ITT.

Now I want a bacon cheeseburger.

I had this really good one a while back with mushrooms and onions and the bacon was cracked black pepper bacon and it was so goddamn delicious...

STOP TALKING ABOUT BURGERS
Be the trouble you want to see in the world.

Cain

#148
August 25, 2009, 03:10:24 PM
Every citizen shall have the right to a burger....in the future South Pacific Co-Prosperity Sphere.

FREEDOM!  DEMOCRACY!  AND FRIES WITH THAT!

The Good Reverend Roger

#149
August 25, 2009, 03:10:59 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 25, 2009, 03:10:24 PM
Every citizen shall have the right to a burger....in the future South Pacific Co-Prosperity Sphere.

FREEDOM!  DEMOCRACY!  AND FRIES WITH THAT!

SUPERSIZE ME, O GLORIOUS LEADER!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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