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HELLO, MY NAME IS ROGER

Started by BADGE OF HONOR, August 28, 2009, 05:00:12 AM

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BADGE OF HONOR

August 28, 2009, 05:00:12 AM
IF I HAVEN'T DECIDED TO SHUN YOU YET, HERE'S YOUR CHANCE TO SAY SOMETHING THAT I CAN GLEEFULLY MISCONSTRUE IN ORDER TO DECLARE YOU DEAD TO ME.  IT MAKES ME FEEL MORALLY SUPERIOR, PLUS IT'S THE ONLY WAY I CAN ACHIEVE SEXUAL SATISFACTION WITH A WOMAN.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

BADGE OF HONOR

#1
August 28, 2009, 05:03:19 AM
PS DON'T WORRY IF I DENY IT THE NEXT DAY, I'LL BRING IT UP THE NEXT TIME YOU DISAGREE WITH ME.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Captain Utopia

#2
August 28, 2009, 05:22:19 AM
 :|

Why don't you take it to ESF? They have moderators there who give out penalty points for "derogatory posts", so at least you might be able to duke it out there and have an active referee.

Plus, it'd be funnier if it was done over there.

Jenne

#3
August 28, 2009, 05:40:27 AM

Nast

#4
August 28, 2009, 07:11:51 AM
Man, it sucks to see people you like fight.  :sad:
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

BADGE OF HONOR

#5
August 28, 2009, 07:26:03 AM
Meh, I'm not mad any more.  Just tired of this bullshit.  I'll come back when Roger stops making assumptions about my sex life.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Sir Squid Diddimus

#6
August 28, 2009, 07:42:32 AM
Oh what the cock.

Pope Pixie Pickle

#7
August 28, 2009, 11:12:43 AM
it it me, or did a LOT of people get their panties in a twist yesterday?

:sad:

please don't go badge!

AFK

#8
August 28, 2009, 01:24:26 PM
The internet is serious business. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

LMNO

#9
August 28, 2009, 01:48:52 PM
Is there a way we can fill the forums with Nitrous Oxide or something?

The Good Reverend Roger

#10
August 28, 2009, 02:43:06 PM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on August 28, 2009, 07:26:03 AM
Meh, I'm not mad any more.

Which is, of course, why you wrote a full page PM laughing at my medical problems, and informing me that a weak valve is something "I brought on with my lifestyle choices", or some such shit, and gloating about how little time I have left.

Right?

Because you're not mad.  You're just batshit insane.   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#11
August 28, 2009, 02:48:07 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 02:43:06 PM

Because you're not mad.  You're just batshit insane.   :lulz:

She hangs out at PD.com, so "batshit insane" is a given...
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

The Good Reverend Roger

#12
August 28, 2009, 02:49:35 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on August 28, 2009, 02:48:07 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 02:43:06 PM

Because you're not mad.  You're just batshit insane.   :lulz:

She hangs out at PD.com, so "batshit insane" is a given...

Right.  So her behavior is acceptable.  How silly of me.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Lies

#13
August 28, 2009, 02:50:43 PM
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Lies

#14
August 28, 2009, 02:52:08 PM
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!
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