ATTN LMNO: Richter and I consulted, and yes, it IS illegal to

[The Good Reverend Roger]

...use a "wahwah" (sp?) pedal in that manner, at least in your state.  Also, crossing state lines to do it would violate the Mann Act, so we suggest you drop the "warrior midget" portion of your act altogether.

Besides, it would only be funny once, and your liability rates would go berserk.

[LMNO]

You know, they said the exact same thing to Woody Guthrie.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

You know, they said the exact same thing to Woody Guthrie.

You will notice that Woody Guthrie is, well, dead.

[LMNO]

 

YOU CAN'T STOP ME, YOU MORAL MITIGATORS!

[fomenter]

You know, they said the exact same thing to Woody Guthrie.

You will notice that Woody Guthrie is, well, dead.

and his son arlo's hair turned snow white

[The Good Reverend Roger]

YOU CAN'T STOP ME, YOU MORAL MITIGATORS!

No, we can't.

But your insurance agent is a different story.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

You know, they said the exact same thing to Woody Guthrie.

You will notice that Woody Guthrie is, well, dead.

and his son arlo's hair turned snow white

And he forgot how to write music.

[Cainad (dec.)]

You know, they said the exact same thing to Woody Guthrie.

You will notice that Woody Guthrie is, well, dead.

But Arlo Guthrie is not, and Woody was an inspiration to Bob Dylan. LMNO has a pretty strong leg to stand on, as long as legacy is what he's interested in rather than personal longevity.

[LMNO]

Don't make me resort to using "the device", Roger.  You know what happened last time.  Geldof had to organize a relief effort.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

But Arlo Guthrie is not, and Woody was an inspiration to Bob Dylan.

That's nothing to brag about.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Don't make me resort to using "the device", Roger.  You know what happened last time.  Geldof had to organize a relief effort.

I like to make him feel useful.  After all, it's not like the Boomtown Rats are keeping him busy.

[fomenter]

You know, they said the exact same thing to Woody Guthrie.

You will notice that Woody Guthrie is, well, dead.

and his son arlo's hair turned snow white

And he forgot how to write music.

poor kid, becoming white haired hippie who's talent was tragically lost at such a young age.  LMNO wont you think of the children??

[The Good Reverend Roger]

You know, they said the exact same thing to Woody Guthrie.

You will notice that Woody Guthrie is, well, dead.

and his son arlo's hair turned snow white

And he forgot how to write music.

poor kid, becoming white haired hippie who's talent was tragically lost at such a young age.  LMNO wont you think of the children??

Hey, I'm gonna do a little song I wrote 40 years ago...
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[fomenter]

apparently you cant "get every thing you want" , if what you want is a successful writing career

[LMNO]

You know, they said the exact same thing to Woody Guthrie.

You will notice that Woody Guthrie is, well, dead.

and his son arlo's hair turned snow white

And he forgot how to write music.

poor kid, becoming white haired hippie who's talent was tragically lost at such a young age.  LMNO wont you think of the children??

Hey, I'm gonna do a little song I wrote 40 years ago...
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