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Glen Beck alledged murderer and rapist.

Started by Kai, September 02, 2009, 05:56:24 PM

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#15
September 03, 2009, 08:09:17 AM
Wikipedia has picked up that Glenn Beck may have raped and murdered a young girl in 1990.

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The Good Reverend Roger

#17
September 03, 2009, 03:25:33 PM
I am proud to live in a country where children are used as political ammunition, like so many 105MM shells.

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Cain

#18
September 03, 2009, 03:27:09 PM
Obama is gonna INDOCTRINATE children with his dangerously SOCIALIST ideas about HARD WORK and RESPONSIBILITY!  LIBERAL NAZI COMMUNIST HOGWASH!

The Good Reverend Roger

#19
September 03, 2009, 03:27:51 PM
Quote from: Gramulus on September 03, 2009, 03:17:41 PM
Google News for Glenn Beck

hit number three:
http://www.examiner.com/x-5738-Political-Buzz-Examiner~y2009m9d3-Some-liberals-going-too-far-in-attacking-Glenn-Beck-with-falsehoods    :lulz: :lulz:


Um...

QuoteSome are employing the rhetorical tactic that Beck sometimes uses in saying, "if it is untrue why has he not responded."  My answer is that he should not have to respond to completely absurd statements.  Furthermore if he does not respond that does not "prove" anything.  We do not convict people in this country merely based on their silence.

Satire man is without satire.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#20
September 03, 2009, 03:29:49 PM
That makes it funnier, to me.

Pariah

#21
September 03, 2009, 03:35:44 PM
The fact that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990 has already been picked up by some respectable news sources
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#22
September 03, 2009, 03:41:49 PM
http://glennbeckrapedandmurderedayounggirlin1990.com/

That url is fucking awesome.

Maybe you should change our url to wearefuckinglunaticswithnothingbettertodobuthangoutonadiscordianforum.com

That One Guy

#23
September 03, 2009, 03:58:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 03, 2009, 03:27:51 PM
Quote from: Gramulus on September 03, 2009, 03:17:41 PM
Google News for Glenn Beck

hit number three:
http://www.examiner.com/x-5738-Political-Buzz-Examiner~y2009m9d3-Some-liberals-going-too-far-in-attacking-Glenn-Beck-with-falsehoods    :lulz: :lulz:


Um...

QuoteSome are employing the rhetorical tactic that Beck sometimes uses in saying, "if it is untrue why has he not responded."  My answer is that he should not have to respond to completely absurd statements.  Furthermore if he does not respond that does not "prove" anything.  We do not convict people in this country merely based on their silence.

Satire man is without satire.

That was the best bit of that whole, useless article! I think it melted my irony meter, too. Also, to the bolded part,


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

*breathes deeply*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA ... Haha. Oh my.
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The Good Reverend Roger

#24
September 03, 2009, 05:00:24 PM
Quote from: DALEKK on September 03, 2009, 03:41:49 PM
http://glennbeckrapedandmurderedayounggirlin1990.com/

That url is fucking awesome.

Maybe you should change our url to wearefuckinglunaticswithnothingbettertodobuthangoutonadiscordianforum.com

Oh, hai daruko.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Kai

#25
September 03, 2009, 06:27:22 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 03, 2009, 03:27:51 PM
Quote from: Gramulus on September 03, 2009, 03:17:41 PM
Google News for Glenn Beck

hit number three:
http://www.examiner.com/x-5738-Political-Buzz-Examiner~y2009m9d3-Some-liberals-going-too-far-in-attacking-Glenn-Beck-with-falsehoods    :lulz: :lulz:


Um...

QuoteSome are employing the rhetorical tactic that Beck sometimes uses in saying, "if it is untrue why has he not responded."  My answer is that he should not have to respond to completely absurd statements.  Furthermore if he does not respond that does not "prove" anything.  We do not convict people in this country merely based on their silence.

Satire man is without satire.

Yes.
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#26
September 03, 2009, 06:51:50 PM


Is it plugged in?

Cain

#27
September 03, 2009, 10:40:53 PM
Have eleven companies withdrawn their advertising from Glenn Beck because they suspect he raped and murdered a young girl in 1990?

Iason Ouabache

#28
September 04, 2009, 05:30:34 AM
Speaking of Glenn Beck murdering and raping a young woman:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctXlo1r7AIk

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#29
September 04, 2009, 05:56:54 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on September 04, 2009, 05:30:34 AM
Speaking of Glenn Beck murdering and raping a young woman:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctXlo1r7AIk

:lulz:

:lulz: That was delightful! I love Keith Olbermann.
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