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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, September 06, 2009, 11:35:49 PM

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Iason Ouabache

#45
September 08, 2009, 05:29:16 AM
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Remington

#46
September 08, 2009, 05:51:05 AM
I will join you in your fight against the enemy!
2nd Canadian Spag Brigade reporting for duty, sah!
Is it plugged in?

AFK

#47
September 08, 2009, 01:34:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 08, 2009, 04:41:50 AM


Wait, when did I become a Swamp Yankee?  Those New Hampshire fuckers will let anything by their borders!   :argh!:
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Suu

#48
September 08, 2009, 03:03:16 PM
Oh no. No no no.

Long Island and the West Coast of Florida are mine.

In fact, the ancestral contingent of Outpost Scifag Town USA demands it. Don't make me unleash my sister on you people.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

#49
September 08, 2009, 03:12:30 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on September 08, 2009, 01:34:26 PM

Wait, when did I become a Swamp Yankee?  Those New Hampshire fuckers will let anything by their borders!   :argh!:

Technically speaking, General Stuart is the only true Swamp Yankee on the board, since he plays the banjo and hails from a less-populated land within Rhode Island. However, since war was declared, it's hard for such an infraction to go unnoticed.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Pariah

#50
September 08, 2009, 03:18:22 PM
Due to school, and other (non)pressing matters I will not be able to continue my duties as head propagandist of the Coastal Province of the Anti-Swap Yankee Alliance until Friday and maybe some small time during the rest of the week. I hereby appoint Nigel as my replacement

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                    -Pariah
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Sir Squid Diddimus

#51
September 08, 2009, 04:21:38 PM
Quote from: SuuOh no. No no no.

Long Island and the West Coast of Florida are mine.

In fact, the ancestral contingent of Outpost Scifag Town USA demands it. Don't make me unleash my sister on you people.

Hold up.
You're not seriously claiming a part of the wang as your own.
This shitty state full of freaks and oddities is MINE goddamn it. Mine and no others!
If I am being forced to live here then this shithole belongs to me. Until I am swallowed by a sinkhole.. or gator, take your pick, they're both likely. Sinkhole full of gators!

Your sister is just lucky I allow her to live here. Yeah, Go ahead, try to justify her existence on my turf. It will only fall upon deaf ears for I am a Floridian. And as such I cannot listen to reason, sanity or logic!
Git.off... mah. lawn.

The Good Reverend Roger

#52
September 08, 2009, 04:42:18 PM
Quote from: Squid on September 08, 2009, 04:21:38 PM
Quote from: SuuOh no. No no no.

Long Island and the West Coast of Florida are mine.

In fact, the ancestral contingent of Outpost Scifag Town USA demands it. Don't make me unleash my sister on you people.

Hold up.
You're not seriously claiming a part of the wang as your own.
This shitty state full of freaks and oddities is MINE goddamn it. Mine and no others!
If I am being forced to live here then this shithole belongs to me. Until I am swallowed by a sinkhole.. or gator, take your pick, they're both likely. Sinkhole full of gators!

Your sister is just lucky I allow her to live here. Yeah, Go ahead, try to justify her existence on my turf. It will only fall upon deaf ears for I am a Floridian. And as such I cannot listen to reason, sanity or logic!
Git.off... mah. lawn.

This is why we have included Florida in the alliance...as opposed to the claim of outright sovereignty by the insidious Swamp Yankee Coalition.

TGRR,
Like Ben Franklin, only twice as perverted.
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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#53
September 08, 2009, 05:03:10 PM
You really want Florida in your alliance??
I mean, we're like the retarded cousin that you have to keep yellin at to hurry up.
You know, the one with the untied shoes and the foam helmet.

"Come on Florida! Let's go!"

"Duuuuuuuuuuuh I'ma comin guys. I'ma comin"
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Triple Zero

#54
September 08, 2009, 05:10:55 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 08, 2009, 04:41:50 AM


I don't get it :? I thought Florida is full of swamps?
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Cramulus

#55
September 08, 2009, 05:13:29 PM
yes, but they are not "Yankees"


inside the US, Yankee is a term for northerners.

The Good Reverend Roger

#56
September 08, 2009, 05:20:51 PM
Quote from: Squid on September 08, 2009, 05:03:10 PM
You really want Florida in your alliance??
I mean, we're like the retarded cousin that you have to keep yellin at to hurry up.
You know, the one with the untied shoes and the foam helmet.

Don't worry, there are no votes to count.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#57
September 08, 2009, 05:21:18 PM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#59
September 08, 2009, 05:22:16 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on September 08, 2009, 01:34:26 PM


Wait, when did I become a Swamp Yankee?  Those New Hampshire fuckers will let anything by their borders!   :argh!:

You're not.  You are, however, in the occupied zone.

Keep the faith.  Liberation is comimg.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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