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The Ultimate Weapon...HAS BEEN UNLEASHED.

Started by Suu, September 09, 2009, 04:42:24 AM

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Suu

September 09, 2009, 04:42:24 AM
Yes, that's right... you heard me. You left coasters can't possibly compete with this level of total absurdity. We've beat you. We've destroyed you. We've completely annihilated your every last bit of sanity and proved that us, The Swamp Yankees of the Sovereign Principality of Kaousuu and Beyond, have the ultimate, incredible, indestructible, incomprehensible beast on our side...

Why what's this?
It's...It's...IT'S...
OH...GOD.

SWEET MERCIFUL FUCK!

NIBBLES WOODAWAY!

THE
BIG
BLUE
BUG



So awesome in it's power, they decorate him for CHRISTMAS:


And summertime fun with Dels Lemonade (which none of you will ever be cool enough to drink, evar.):



And he's going on TOUR, bringing darkness and doughboys TO YOU...

FLY MY PRETTY! FLY!!!!!!









Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#1
September 09, 2009, 04:50:41 AM
Oh, we can compete with that (that IS a pretty sweet bug, though).

People out here have been in the sun too long.  We have one clown made about 20 Easter Island statues out of concrete on his property, etc.

TGRR,
Off to find his digital camera.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#2
September 09, 2009, 04:52:03 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2009, 04:50:41 AM
Oh, we can compete with that (that IS a pretty sweet bug, though).

People out here have been in the sun too long.  We have one clown made about 20 Easter Island statues out of concrete on his property, etc.

TGRR,
Off to find his digital camera.

Please! Must see pic!
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Pariah

#3
September 09, 2009, 04:52:34 AM
Our bugs that size are REAL not a bunch of papier-mâché bullshit
Play safe! Ski only in a clockwise direction! Let's all have fun together!

Suu

#4
September 09, 2009, 04:53:58 AM
Quote from: Agent Pariah on September 09, 2009, 04:52:34 AM
Our bugs that size are REAL not a bunch of papier-mâché bullshit

that papier-mâché bullshit is a national historical landmark with powers greater than any bestowed upon mankind.

HAVEN'T YOU SEEN DUMB AND DUMBER?!
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#5
September 09, 2009, 04:54:20 AM
Quote from: Suu on September 09, 2009, 04:52:03 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2009, 04:50:41 AM
Oh, we can compete with that (that IS a pretty sweet bug, though).

People out here have been in the sun too long.  We have one clown made about 20 Easter Island statues out of concrete on his property, etc.

TGRR,
Off to find his digital camera.

Please! Must see pic!

There's only one left. :(  The religious freaks got an injunction and made the city demolish them.  But I will take or find a pic of the remaining one, and maybe find pics of the original collection.

But my point was, we have some weird fuckers out here in the high desert.  You might destroy Phoenix with that thing, though.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#6
September 09, 2009, 04:56:28 AM
Quote from: Agent Pariah on September 09, 2009, 04:52:34 AM
Our bugs that size are REAL not a bunch of papier-mâché bullshit

We only have two big bugs.

Suguaro beetles:  Kind of like ENORMOUS roaches, that burrow into trees to lay eggs.  This kills the tree.  The trees take 50 years to grow.  The math adds up to the direct intervention of GOD.

Tarantula hawks:  Google them.  Apparently, the God mentioned above is a fucking PSYCHO.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#7
September 09, 2009, 05:00:52 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2009, 04:56:28 AM
Quote from: Agent Pariah on September 09, 2009, 04:52:34 AM
Our bugs that size are REAL not a bunch of papier-mâché bullshit

We only have two big bugs.

Suguaro beetles:  Kind of like ENORMOUS roaches, that burrow into trees to lay eggs.  This kills the tree.  The trees take 50 years to grow.  The math adds up to the direct intervention of GOD.

Tarantula hawks:  Google them.  Apparently, the God mentioned above is a fucking PSYCHO.

HOLY FUCK. A GIANT SPIDER-EATING WASP.

At least you don't have deer ticks, right?  :x

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#8
September 09, 2009, 05:02:43 AM
Quote from: Suu on September 09, 2009, 05:00:52 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2009, 04:56:28 AM
Quote from: Agent Pariah on September 09, 2009, 04:52:34 AM
Our bugs that size are REAL not a bunch of papier-mâché bullshit

We only have two big bugs.

Suguaro beetles:  Kind of like ENORMOUS roaches, that burrow into trees to lay eggs.  This kills the tree.  The trees take 50 years to grow.  The math adds up to the direct intervention of GOD.

Tarantula hawks:  Google them.  Apparently, the God mentioned above is a fucking PSYCHO.

HOLY FUCK. A GIANT SPIDER-EATING WASP.

At least you don't have deer ticks, right?  :x



No, we have brown ticks.  They infest, like roaches and silverfish.  They killed my dawg. :(

TGRR,
Spent 6 months getting rid of the immortal, poison-proof little fuckers.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#9
September 09, 2009, 05:04:30 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2009, 05:02:43 AM
Quote from: Suu on September 09, 2009, 05:00:52 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2009, 04:56:28 AM
Quote from: Agent Pariah on September 09, 2009, 04:52:34 AM
Our bugs that size are REAL not a bunch of papier-mâché bullshit

We only have two big bugs.

Suguaro beetles:  Kind of like ENORMOUS roaches, that burrow into trees to lay eggs.  This kills the tree.  The trees take 50 years to grow.  The math adds up to the direct intervention of GOD.

Tarantula hawks:  Google them.  Apparently, the God mentioned above is a fucking PSYCHO.

HOLY FUCK. A GIANT SPIDER-EATING WASP.

At least you don't have deer ticks, right?  :x



No, we have brown ticks.  They infest, like roaches and silverfish.  They killed my dawg. :(

TGRR,
Spent 6 months getting rid of the immortal, poison-proof little fuckers.

Ticks are proof that arachnids are a form of nature's terrorists. :(
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#10
September 09, 2009, 05:07:20 AM
Quote from: Suu on September 09, 2009, 05:04:30 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2009, 05:02:43 AM
Quote from: Suu on September 09, 2009, 05:00:52 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2009, 04:56:28 AM
Quote from: Agent Pariah on September 09, 2009, 04:52:34 AM
Our bugs that size are REAL not a bunch of papier-mâché bullshit

We only have two big bugs.

Suguaro beetles:  Kind of like ENORMOUS roaches, that burrow into trees to lay eggs.  This kills the tree.  The trees take 50 years to grow.  The math adds up to the direct intervention of GOD.

Tarantula hawks:  Google them.  Apparently, the God mentioned above is a fucking PSYCHO.

HOLY FUCK. A GIANT SPIDER-EATING WASP.

At least you don't have deer ticks, right?  :x



No, we have brown ticks.  They infest, like roaches and silverfish.  They killed my dawg. :(

TGRR,
Spent 6 months getting rid of the immortal, poison-proof little fuckers.

Ticks are proof that arachnids are a form of nature's terrorists. :(

No shit.  Brown ticks are immune to every poison I tried, even the uber-anti tick shit, you can't crush them, the ONLY weakness they have is that they sink like stones and you can laugh like a fucking maniac while they circle the bowl.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#11
September 09, 2009, 05:09:17 AM
Not even fire? that's like the only way to kill a tick out here.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Eater of Clowns

#12
September 09, 2009, 06:39:45 AM Last Edit: September 09, 2009, 06:46:39 AM by Eater of Clowns
Southcoast MA joins the attack!

Mattapoisett...

SEAHORSE!!!

^Holy shit that's a truck!  That's how fucking big this seahorse is!


And it is as proud and noble as it is vicious.


The Seahorse watches you.  It watches you...


And it waits.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

Quote
the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Telarus

#13
September 09, 2009, 06:51:58 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2009, 04:56:28 AM
Quote from: Agent Pariah on September 09, 2009, 04:52:34 AM
Our bugs that size are REAL not a bunch of papier-mâché bullshit

We only have two big bugs.

Suguaro beetles:  Kind of like ENORMOUS roaches, that burrow into trees to lay eggs.  This kills the tree.  The trees take 50 years to grow.  The math adds up to the direct intervention of GOD.

Tarantula hawks:  Google them.  Apparently, the God mentioned above is a fucking PSYCHO.

:x
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#14
September 09, 2009, 07:49:47 AM
Quote from: Suu on September 09, 2009, 04:42:24 AM
Yes, that's right... you heard me. You left coasters can't possibly compete with this level of total absurdity. We've beat you. We've destroyed you. We've completely annihilated your every last bit of sanity and proved that us, The Swamp Yankees of the Sovereign Principality of Kaousuu and Beyond, have the ultimate, incredible, indestructible, incomprehensible beast on our side...

Why what's this?
It's...It's...IT'S...
OH...GOD.

SWEET MERCIFUL FUCK!

NIBBLES WOODAWAY!

THE
BIG
BLUE
BUG



So awesome in it's power, they decorate him for CHRISTMAS:


And summertime fun with Dels Lemonade (which none of you will ever be cool enough to drink, evar.):



And he's going on TOUR, bringing darkness and doughboys TO YOU...

FLY MY PRETTY! FLY!!!!!!











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