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I like boobs

Started by The Commander, June 29, 2004, 04:19:31 PM

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Payne

And your feet.

LMNO: Has Titsmata.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Darth Cupcake on September 10, 2009, 05:47:32 PM
By that time, your hands will have fallen off from excess fapping.

Ouch.   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

Man, it's a good thing I got those ribs removed...

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Jenne on September 10, 2009, 02:43:55 AM
I dunno, I'm not a fan of the aesthetics of fake boobs.  *shrug*  Even if they swing down to the elbows I like them better than floating in mid-air.

But I'm no expert, either.

Sophia Loren did not have breast implants until her 70's. Those are all natural in that pic. and yeah, she was a stunning woman.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


maphdet

#709
Quote from: Nigel on September 10, 2009, 06:28:42 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 10, 2009, 02:43:55 AM
I dunno, I'm not a fan of the aesthetics of fake boobs.  *shrug*  Even if they swing down to the elbows I like them better than floating in mid-air.

But I'm no expert, either.

Sophia Loren did not have breast implants until her 70's. Those are all natural in that pic. and yeah, she was a stunning woman.


Whew!

And Yeah Stunning is putting it lightly, what a frieking woman.
I have one more to share just cause I think she is hawt!



Ahhhhhhh

Although, I often wonder how many people it took to put her corset on....
I wish I was in Tijuana
Eating barbequed iguana-

Pope Pixie Pickle

i want new corset nao. :(

them things is expensive.

maphdet

And a pain in the ass to get on by yourself!
I wish I was in Tijuana
Eating barbequed iguana-

Pope Pixie Pickle

uh, sometimes.

With practice i could lace myself in, but its been ages since I wore one,

Possible, but tricksy... some help is needed for newer corsets also, once u break em in and familiar with the less help you need.

Jenne

Quote from: Nigel on September 10, 2009, 06:28:42 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 10, 2009, 02:43:55 AM
I dunno, I'm not a fan of the aesthetics of fake boobs.  *shrug*  Even if they swing down to the elbows I like them better than floating in mid-air.

But I'm no expert, either.

Sophia Loren did not have breast implants until her 70's. Those are all natural in that pic. and yeah, she was a stunning woman.

Point.  I think she's still stunning, despite the surgeries.

But I stand on my point about fake tits.  They don't FEEL right, either.  It's like massaging hardened sacks of jello...*squeezes*  Mine feel more like...*tries to think of word*--shit!, what DO boobs feel like au naturel other than--BOOBS?

*ponders*

Jenne

Quote from: Burns on September 10, 2009, 06:38:29 AM
Quote from: Jenne on September 10, 2009, 02:43:55 AM
I dunno, I'm not a fan of the aesthetics of fake boobs.  *shrug*  Even if they swing down to the elbows I like them better than floating in mid-air.

But I'm no expert, either.
:monkeydance:
i love you, jenne.   :mrgreen:

:mrgreen:  Right back atcha, Burnsie.

maphdet

OK so would a reduction of boobs feel different too?????

*has been pondering this herself w/ a docs appt. next week*
I wish I was in Tijuana
Eating barbequed iguana-

LMNO

In my experience, reductions still feel and look like real boobs.

Sir Squid Diddimus


Pope Pixie Pickle

Quote from: Squid on September 11, 2009, 04:58:04 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on September 11, 2009, 01:58:48 AM
i want new corset nao. :(

them things is expensive.

ebay

yes, squid, TITCM.

However cannot justify such fripperies. goddamn unemployed bf.

It would have to be turquoise as i have an unhealthy amount of it in my wardrobe.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on September 11, 2009, 05:38:09 PM
Quote from: Squid on September 11, 2009, 04:58:04 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on September 11, 2009, 01:58:48 AM
i want new corset nao. :(

them things is expensive.

ebay

yes, squid, TITCM.

However cannot justify such fripperies. goddamn unemployed bf.

It would have to be turquoise as i have an unhealthy amount of it in my wardrobe.

Solution:  Show BF pic of corset, tell him you wish to wear it.  If he doesn't have a job in a week, he's as gay as Liberace's thong collection, and then you should get a new, straight, employed BF.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.