Dear Mr ECH/30 cent solution

[Suu]

That's how my brother got to be a chef.

Meanwhile, all the Johnson and Wales bitches I've worked with have gotten fired for not listening, stealing shit, coming in late, and pretending they're rockstars when they get paid about $10/hr.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

I gave up.
Soulless banker ........

[Cain]

Turns out I'm actually cooking tonight.

Oh well, at least half of it is pre-prepared.  And everyone will just order fish and chips or steak and kidney pie anyway, which is easy as hell.

[LMNO]

Good luck!

[Cain]

Cheers, it shouldn't be too hard though.  There have been some very quiet nights recently, chances are I'll end up cooking twenty or less meals.

And by cooking, I mean taking cod out of the freezer, throwing chips in the deep fat fryer and microwaving the steak and kidney mix before pouring it over the pie shell.

[Jenne]

Sounds easy enough--mind the grease, though...that shit can burn if the fish or the potatoes get too wet!  Glad they're giving you another avenue to work in, Cain.

[Cain]

No-one died from my cooking, which was a bonus.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!
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[East Coast Hustle]

That's how my brother got to be a chef.

Meanwhile, all the Johnson and Wales bitches I've worked with have gotten fired for not listening, stealing shit, coming in late, and pretending they're rockstars when they get paid about $10/hr.

even the CIA and Cordon Bleu douchebags openly mock anyone who came out of J&W.

It's like the DeVry of cooking schools.