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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Jeopardy

Started by Cramulus, September 23, 2009, 06:51:48 PM

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AFK

I think my buzzer is busted. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Zenpeanut

damnit, I got the thread after it finished and on top of that Weird Al didn't even get to finish his rendition of I Lost on Jeopardy before I had read everything.

Cramulus


fomenter

what is "it involves a rugby team with no pants in a scrum" and the rest is to vile even for the internet
"So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!"


hmroogp

The Johnny


What is vigorously fisting with chili sauce used as lubricant?
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

Rumckle

What is the reason Cram is no longer allowed to enter the UK?
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Cramulus

$200 to Rumckle

$100 to B-AI



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Rumckle

What is driving into a crowd of libertarians?
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

AFK

What is pantsing Anne Coulter?
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Cramulus

$100 to RWHN

In 2008, a member of the Imaginary Goat cabal pants'd Anne Coulter and was issued a ticket, and the local neighborhood turned out with dead fish and slapped cops with them until the streets were full of fish stank. It was truly a time when mob justice was real justice.


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rong

what is grün or grüns?
"a real smart feller, he felt smart"

Zenpeanut

What are redbacks? (Can't think of anything creative tonight)

AFK

What is "Those Things With The Eyes"?
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Cramulus

I will accept "Redbacks". $100 to Zenpeanut


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AFK

What are orangina, alcohol, and despair?
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.