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If this thread reaches 50 posts by Friday, I will shave my goatee off by Sunday.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, October 01, 2009, 03:58:39 AM

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Nast

#15
October 01, 2009, 04:46:26 AM
Silly man, doesn't he know that berry pies make awful shaving cream?
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#16
October 01, 2009, 04:55:37 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 01, 2009, 04:34:16 AM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on October 01, 2009, 04:33:33 AM
bump

I'LL DO IT SEE IF I DON'T!

You talk a big game now, but how steadfast will you be when your goatee is begging for its life?

The Good Reverend Roger

#17
October 01, 2009, 04:58:10 AM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on October 01, 2009, 04:55:37 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 01, 2009, 04:34:16 AM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on October 01, 2009, 04:33:33 AM
bump

I'LL DO IT SEE IF I DON'T!

You talk a big game now, but how steadfast will you be when your goatee is begging for its life?

The fucking thing never gave me back the tools it borrowed.  It is DEAD FUCKING MEAT.

If this here fread reaches 50 posts.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Iason Ouabache

#18
October 01, 2009, 04:59:20 AM
Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Lies

#19
October 01, 2009, 05:07:39 AM
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#20
October 01, 2009, 05:13:56 AM


FIVE RAZORS IN ONE!? HOW CAN THIS BE!?

Elder Iptuous

#21
October 01, 2009, 05:16:56 AM
zoopity zoop zoop facial hair thead, go!

any plans on creative shaving?
(e.g. leaving the left half on for a day, etc.)

(incidentally, my chops are coming to rival cainad's....)

Rumckle

#22
October 01, 2009, 05:26:00 AM
I think you set the bar too low at fifty
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Captain Utopia

#24
October 01, 2009, 05:40:56 AM
 STOP POSTING ITT OR YOU SHALL TASTE MY WRATH!!
                 /

(my wrath does taste a little like yesterdays soup)

Captain Utopia

#26
October 01, 2009, 06:04:57 AM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on October 01, 2009, 05:45:26 AM
I FUKKEN LOVE WEDDING SOUP!
UUUNNNNNGNGHGGGGHHH!!
               /

    (and cherry faygo)

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#27
October 01, 2009, 06:45:19 AM
I AM POSTING!!!!

rong

#28
October 01, 2009, 06:48:40 AM
i was thinking about shaving mine off this weekend, too.  but now i can't for fear of being unoriginal.

also - you didn't say which friday.
"a real smart feller, he felt smart"

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#29
October 01, 2009, 06:51:57 AM
I WILL GROW MY GOATEE OUT
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