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If this thread reaches 50 posts by Friday, I will shave my goatee off by Sunday.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, October 01, 2009, 03:58:39 AM

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Nast

#30
October 01, 2009, 06:57:07 AM
Quote from: Fredtastic! on October 01, 2009, 06:51:57 AM
I WILL GROW MY GOATEE OUT

ON YOUR NIPPLES?
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Kurt Christ

#31
October 01, 2009, 07:03:56 AM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on October 01, 2009, 05:13:56 AM


FIVE RAZORS IN ONE!? HOW CAN THIS BE!?
Multi-bladed razors are annoying as hell. It gets to be a bitch cleaning between all those 97 blades, and they become harder to maneuver finely around the face.
Formerly known as the Space Pope (then I was excommunicated), Father Kurt Christ (I was deemed unfit to raise children, spiritual or otherwise), and Vartox (the speedo was starting to chafe)

Sir Squid Diddimus

#32
October 01, 2009, 07:05:52 AM
I JUST ATE A BUNCH OF MINT CHUTNEY
I WANTED MANGO BUT ALL I HAD WAS MINT
MY POOMP WILL BE SOOOOOOOOOOOO GREEN

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#33
October 01, 2009, 07:13:43 AM
MINT IS THE DEBBIL

Iason Ouabache

#34
October 01, 2009, 07:16:32 AM
Quote from: Father Kurt Christ on October 01, 2009, 07:03:56 AM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on October 01, 2009, 05:13:56 AM
http://cdn1.ioffer.com/img/item/120/045/073/zqwuoL7nIPSSvla.jpg

FIVE RAZORS IN ONE!? HOW CAN THIS BE!?
Multi-bladed razors are annoying as hell. It gets to be a bitch cleaning between all those 97 blades, and they become harder to maneuver finely around the face.
I refuse to shave with anything less than 4 blades. I have sensitive skin and coarse hair. It sucks.
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#35
October 01, 2009, 07:21:28 AM
I REFUSE TO SHAVE WITH ANYTHING LESS THEN A MACHETE

Dysnomia

#36
October 01, 2009, 07:32:31 AM
WAX IT OFF




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It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#37
October 01, 2009, 07:38:37 AM
I am pretty excited about this whole concept and the pics it will generate.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Pope Pixie Pickle

#38
October 01, 2009, 10:47:56 AM
 :lulz:

hell facial hair grows back..



DOOO IIIIIIITTTT!!!

AFK

#39
October 01, 2009, 10:55:13 AM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on October 01, 2009, 05:13:56 AM


FIVE RAZORS IN ONE!? HOW CAN THIS BE!?

These actually work pretty well.  Compared to the one with only 3 razors.  I can't wait for the Gilette Desicator which will feature 13 blades with built in sulfuric acid to melt the hairs away. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Ari

#40
October 01, 2009, 11:23:23 AM


I'm currently contemplating about taking off the german porn moustache I built up this summer.
パンクビッチ

LMNO

#42
October 01, 2009, 01:26:09 PM
This was far too easy a challenge.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#43
October 01, 2009, 04:05:37 PM
Only seven more posts!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

LMNO

#44
October 01, 2009, 04:07:29 PM
You mean six, surely.
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