Law of Conservation of BEARD

[Brotep]

What of sideburns, o Bearded One?

[Richter]

What of sideburns, o Bearded One?

I can't see them with you doing Crowley's "OH GOD DADDY MAKE IT STOP" pose.

[Richter]

Space Cowboy breaks beard physics by having both a soul patch and a beard. What I mean by this is that his soul patch is noticeably distinct from his beard, and longer. It's also a different color, because that's just how he rolls.

He should braid it.  Or spike it straight out with lime and impale fruits or rodents on it like the Gauls would do.

[Ari]

I am currently (and inadvertently) cultivating a mass of scraggly facial hair again. It's hideous to behold and makes me look like a non-freelance bum in the depths of a alcohol and found-on-the ground-foodstuffs binge (like an average Scotsman, in other words). Richter: advice on making myself look fashionably dishevelled yet still have some modicum of class and style?

~~~Payne: Whoresuit Hirsute.

I had a similar conundrum for my first few weeks of beard propagation.  If you can persevere through the scraggle to acceptable coverage, roll with it.  If one are or another (Sideburns, moustace, etc.) don't fill in well SHAVE THEM.  It's better for Payne to shave than enter His Kingdom (again) looking messy. 

Personally, if it doesn't give you coverage sufficient to obscure the skin underneath, then it's not BEARD, its face pubes.  Some folks CAN make it work, if they have lighter, straighter facial hair.

As far as fashionable stubble, I have no good meter on that.  A few day's stubble CAN fly if you have other good beard coverage

What to do in case of having an area along the cheekbone which tends to grow less beard than average? Shaving a hole certainly destroys the magic of a full beard line from ear to chin.

Also: german porn stache - aye or nay?

[Richter]

Germanic Pornographical Chin Curtain I'll have to review pics of from home.

Also, while I'll agree full beard has a cetain magic, it's not worth suffering wearing scraggly in - between bits over.  Give it time though, it took mine 3 weeks to a month before it really had a good appearance / volume to it. 

[AFK]

With summer at an end and Winter on my doorstep, the beard is coming back.  I should be in full form in a couple of weeks. 

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

I am currently (and inadvertently) cultivating a mass of scraggly facial hair again. It's hideous to behold and makes me look like a non-freelance bum in the depths of a alcohol and found-on-the ground-foodstuffs binge (like an average Scotsman, in other words). Richter: advice on making myself look fashionably dishevelled yet still have some modicum of class and style?

~~~Payne: Whoresuit Hirsute.

Payne, having assessed you in full beard potential, this is my advice.



Do as I say, and you will has awesome goatee.

[Payne]

Yes.

It must be stated to the general (beard critiqueing) population that this pic was taken at the first Edinburgh meat up over two years ago. It was certainly not my finest hour, all things considered.

But yes, that's a fairly accurate representation of what letting my facal hairs grow wildly for a few months looks like.

[Richter]

You'd certainly look snappy with a goatee.

With summer at an end and Winter on my doorstep, the beard is coming back.  I should be in full form in a couple of weeks. 

Nice!  I like the shorter, summer beard look myself, and it's been pulled off well in teh pics you're posted. 
Full winter fuzz I'm still so - so about, since I start to look like a hybrid mountain man.  Very tempted to grow / fork the goatee for laughs.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

I will dispense free beard advice within this thread.

post a clean shaven pic, and a full growth pic, I shall assess your beardage.

[LMNO]

The woman who places my penis inside her vagina prefers a lack of beard.  Please advise my beard conundrum.

[Richter]

Priorities and prudence dictate, then. I cannot fault this logic.

[Richter]

I will dispense free beard advice within this thread.

post a clean shaven pic, and a full growth pic, I shall assess your beardage.

This.  Rock on Pix

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Richter's theory is correct.  I just shaved the bastard off, and I grew another 2 pounds of back hair.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

I will dispense free beard advice within this thread.

post a clean shaven pic, and a full growth pic, I shall assess your beardage.

This.  Rock on Pix

A sexy beard is a fine thing. A bad beard makes Pixie cry.