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Started by Richter, October 01, 2009, 04:09:12 PM

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Cainad (dec.)

#75
October 05, 2009, 05:17:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 05, 2009, 05:01:18 PM
Booze is bad for you.  Remember, clean living.  Be like me.  I never touch the stuff, and I am the very model of restraint and clear-minded thinking.

You can tell just by looking at him:

The Good Reverend Roger

#76
October 05, 2009, 05:19:30 PM
Quote from: Cainad on October 05, 2009, 05:17:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 05, 2009, 05:01:18 PM
Booze is bad for you.  Remember, clean living.  Be like me.  I never touch the stuff, and I am the very model of restraint and clear-minded thinking.

You can tell just by looking at him:



Cannot see image at work.  I assume it is one of my more serene pics, tastefully WOMPed onto something appropriate to a man of my gravitas.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Ari

#77
October 05, 2009, 08:18:47 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 05, 2009, 05:19:30 PM
Quote from: Cainad on October 05, 2009, 05:17:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 05, 2009, 05:01:18 PM
Booze is bad for you.  Remember, clean living.  Be like me.  I never touch the stuff, and I am the very model of restraint and clear-minded thinking.

You can tell just by looking at him:



Cannot see image at work.  I assume it is one of my more serene pics, tastefully WOMPed onto something appropriate to a man of my gravitas.



Absofuckin'lutely.


Also: I will trust the drunk pixie and get out my razor tomorrow morning.
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Pope Pixie Pickle

#78
October 05, 2009, 08:39:12 PM
Awesome!

I ate in one sitting- 2 bowls of cereal, 4 rashers bacon, one cheese omlette made wif 2 eggs and a banana.

I subsequently fell asleep for an hour.

The Good Reverend Roger

#79
October 05, 2009, 08:40:44 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 05, 2009, 08:39:12 PM
Awesome!

I ate in one sitting- 2 bowls of cereal, 4 rashers bacon, one cheese omlette made wif 2 eggs and a banana.

I subsequently fell asleep for an hour.

Filthy boyfriend drugged your banana.  Check your ears for signs of intrusion.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Pope Pixie Pickle

#80
October 05, 2009, 08:57:52 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 05, 2009, 08:40:44 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 05, 2009, 08:39:12 PM
Awesome!

I ate in one sitting- 2 bowls of cereal, 4 rashers bacon, one cheese omlette made wif 2 eggs and a banana.

I subsequently fell asleep for an hour.

Filthy boyfriend drugged your banana.  Check your ears for signs of intrusion.

he was at my mother's. no ear rape, and the last of the bananas. Foiled his plans again!

Richter

#81
October 05, 2009, 09:15:38 PM
EAT AND GROW STRONG.

THEN TURN THE TABLES ON HIS EARS WITH THE BANANNA!
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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The Good Reverend Roger

#82
October 05, 2009, 09:19:15 PM
Quote from: Richter on October 05, 2009, 09:15:38 PM
EAT AND GROW STRONG.

THEN TURN THE TABLES ON HIS EARS WITH THE BANANNA!

THIS.  BANANA STRAP ON + ROSS' TENDER, VIRGINAL EAR.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Pope Pixie Pickle

#83
October 05, 2009, 09:33:01 PM
yes. he and Payne will have to form a support group.

The Good Reverend Roger

#84
October 05, 2009, 09:33:45 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 05, 2009, 09:33:01 PM
yes. he and Payne will have to form a support group.

That implies you'll allow the boy out of the cellar.

Keep your pimp hand strong, Pix.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Richter

#85
October 05, 2009, 09:44:40 PM
FYI: Sobs and cries for mercy are normal in learning to appreciate aural sex.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Pope Pixie Pickle

#86
October 05, 2009, 09:49:51 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 05, 2009, 09:33:45 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 05, 2009, 09:33:01 PM
yes. he and Payne will have to form a support group.

That implies you'll allow the boy out of the cellar.

Keep your pimp hand strong, Pix.

i have a strong pimp hand, never fear.

The Good Reverend Roger

#87
October 05, 2009, 09:50:22 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 05, 2009, 09:49:51 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 05, 2009, 09:33:45 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 05, 2009, 09:33:01 PM
yes. he and Payne will have to form a support group.

That implies you'll allow the boy out of the cellar.

Keep your pimp hand strong, Pix.

i have a strong pimp hand, never fear.

Make him call you "Daddy".
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#88
October 05, 2009, 11:53:40 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 05, 2009, 08:39:12 PM
one cheese omlette made wif 2 eggs and a banana.

That sounds like the grossest omelette ever.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cainad (dec.)

#89
October 06, 2009, 05:36:01 AM
BREAKING GODDAMN NEWS:

Quote<Cainad>: oh by the way? The things on your face are still Little Susans.
<Brotep>: hahaha
<Brotep>: Dude
<Brotep>: I don't have any Little Susans
<Cainad>: OH WHAT THE SHIT
<Brotep>: AHAHAHAHAHA
<Cainad>: Fuck you man!
<Cainad>: I'm telling!
<Brotep>: NO U
<Brotep>: go ahead
<Cainad>: god damn

He doesn't even have any!
:cramstipated:
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