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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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The Good Reverend Roger

#15
October 01, 2009, 08:05:14 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 01, 2009, 08:00:09 PM
Tip: don't order a meal when the chef is just about to go home, ever.

Oooooooohhhhhh yeah.   :lol:
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"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Rumckle

#16
October 01, 2009, 08:39:44 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 01, 2009, 08:04:17 PM
Quote from: GA on August 24, 2009, 04:49:53 PM
If someone asks you how you would bring a weapon into school and hide it, it is not a test of your creativity or "security mindset."  Likewise, refrain from commenting that anti-intruder policies could be thwarted simply by attacking during class changes, or pulling a fire alarm first.

What the fuck would possess someone to talk about shit like that?

We used to talk about that shit all the time (including with some teachers), however, in rural Australia the security on schools is no more than a couple of signs saying "please don't trespass"
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Telarus

#17
October 02, 2009, 06:49:01 AM
You're damned if you do and damned if you don't.

Especially if the communication in your relationship has already broken down.
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Pope Pixie Pickle

#18
October 02, 2009, 11:11:10 PM
Quote from: Telarus on October 02, 2009, 06:49:01 AM
You're damned if you do and damned if you don't.

Especially if the communication in your relationship has already broken down.

I know this feeling all too well. :sad:

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#19
October 02, 2009, 11:26:37 PM
TODAY'S TIP: On certain elevators, if you hold close door and press a floor number, it will skip directly to that floor regardless of what other floors have been pressed.

TOMORROW'S TIP: On vending machines, there is a sequence of buttons you can press to set it in diagnostic mode. From here you can do many thing. Here is one of many examples of how to do this found on the web: http://kinghavoc.tblog.com/post/1969967909

Stay tuned for yesterday's tip!

Golden Applesauce

#20
October 03, 2009, 12:13:13 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 01, 2009, 08:04:17 PM
Quote from: GA on August 24, 2009, 04:49:53 PM
If someone asks you how you would bring a weapon into school and hide it, it is not a test of your creativity or "security mindset."  Likewise, refrain from commenting that anti-intruder policies could be thwarted simply by attacking during class changes, or pulling a fire alarm first.

What the fuck would possess someone to talk about shit like that?

School counselors are weird.  (This was a long time ago, when I was in ~6th grade.)
Q: How regularly do you hire 8th graders?
A: We have hired a number of FORMER 8th graders.

La Terrorista

#21
October 05, 2009, 08:07:38 PM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on October 02, 2009, 11:26:37 PM
TODAY'S TIP: On certain elevators, if you hold close door and press a floor number, it will skip directly to that floor regardless of what other floors have been pressed.

TOMORROW'S TIP: On vending machines, there is a sequence of buttons you can press to set it in diagnostic mode. From here you can do many thing. Here is one of many examples of how to do this found on the web: http://kinghavoc.tblog.com/post/1969967909

Stay tuned for yesterday's tip!
I suggest being aware of your surroundings, ie don't do this when there are cameras around. You can probably almost definitely get in trouble.

Brotep

#22
October 05, 2009, 09:49:27 PM
Protip: For God's sake, DON'T follow the zombies.
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