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Why did I buy store-brand coffee this week?

Started by AFK, October 05, 2009, 01:56:42 PM

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Why did I buy store-brand coffee this week?

Obviously, you are a dumbass RWHN.
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Obviously, you are a cheap dumbass RWHN.
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Subconscious ploy to rationalize why it's okay to buy Starbucks all week.
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Nobody cares, shuddap!
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Hannaford Mind Control Lazors
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Where is the pun?
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Cramulus

#30
October 05, 2009, 08:39:42 PM
sprayed from my ass

The Good Reverend Roger

#31
October 05, 2009, 09:06:47 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on October 05, 2009, 08:39:42 PM
sprayed from my ass

Well, yeah, that would follow.
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Richter

#32
October 05, 2009, 09:42:50 PM
"Orally, if that's allowed in this household / establishment."

- R's stock response to "How do you take your coffee?"
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#33
October 05, 2009, 11:40:26 PM
Stop and Shop coffee is decent. I've never had a complaint about it.
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Sir Squid Diddimus

#34
October 06, 2009, 05:48:01 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on October 05, 2009, 06:01:10 PM
Quote from: Squid on October 05, 2009, 04:08:28 PM
also 000, I'd kill for the quality of coffee you guys probably have compared to the chicory and sawdust they try to serve us at our piss poor coffee shops here (in my state anyway, probably better elsewhere) and our store brand tastes like ass.

you lived in Germany, right? is it really that different?

though my old roommate, when he had to visit the US for his job (with a bunch of collegue dutchspags) was advised to bring some Douwe Egberts if he wanted good coffee, so they pooled together for a bunch of packs :)

I lived there till I was 7. Didn't get any coffee. But I did get beer.

????????

Sir Squid Diddimus

#35
October 06, 2009, 05:49:25 AM
PS- Cafe Bustelo is fucking awesome

Triple Zero

#36
October 06, 2009, 07:56:22 AM
Quote from: Squid on October 06, 2009, 05:48:01 AMBut I did get beer.

????????

my gf (half german) wants to point out this is not exactly common in Germany :) [and somewhat frowned upon]

you mean you got an entire glass or just a few sips from your dad's beer or something?
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#37
October 06, 2009, 08:03:12 AM
I like my coffee like I like my women

sweet, full of cream, and keeping me alert.
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Triple Zero

#38
October 06, 2009, 08:05:02 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on October 05, 2009, 03:24:16 PM
"I like my women the way I like my coffee ..."

"... Fair trade."
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Nast

#39
October 06, 2009, 09:28:59 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on October 06, 2009, 08:05:02 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on October 05, 2009, 03:24:16 PM
"I like my women the way I like my coffee ..."

"... Fair trade."


"...ground, pressured, and strained."

:?
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Cramulus

#40
October 06, 2009, 03:06:19 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on October 05, 2009, 03:24:16 PM
"I like my women the way I like my coffee ..."

burning my crotch






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Triple Zero

#41
October 06, 2009, 04:30:10 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on October 05, 2009, 03:24:16 PM
"I like my women the way I like my coffee ..."

"... imported from African slavery."
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#42
October 06, 2009, 04:32:33 PM

Quote from: Triple Zero on October 05, 2009, 03:24:16 PM
"I like my women the way I like my coffee ..."

"...given to me by bored teenagers working for minimum wage."

AFK

#43
October 06, 2009, 04:55:57 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on October 05, 2009, 03:24:16 PM
"I like my women the way I like my coffee ..."

...topped with an artistic rendering in froth."
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#44
October 06, 2009, 05:03:26 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on October 06, 2009, 04:30:10 PM

"I like my women the way I like my coffee ..."

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