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Why did I buy store-brand coffee this week?

Started by AFK, October 05, 2009, 01:56:42 PM

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Why did I buy store-brand coffee this week?

Obviously, you are a dumbass RWHN.
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Obviously, you are a cheap dumbass RWHN.
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Subconscious ploy to rationalize why it's okay to buy Starbucks all week.
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Nobody cares, shuddap!
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Hannaford Mind Control Lazors
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Where is the pun?
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Richter

#45
October 06, 2009, 05:17:15 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on October 06, 2009, 04:30:10 PM

"I like my women the way I like my coffee ..."

Well made, with minimal pretention, and frills only occasionally.
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Sir Squid Diddimus

#46
October 06, 2009, 05:25:34 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on October 06, 2009, 07:56:22 AM
Quote from: Squid on October 06, 2009, 05:48:01 AMBut I did get beer.

????????

my gf (half german) wants to point out this is not exactly common in Germany :) [and somewhat frowned upon]

you mean you got an entire glass or just a few sips from your dad's beer or something?

Dude, not full glasses. Sips, sips.

The Good Reverend Roger

#47
October 06, 2009, 06:00:58 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on October 06, 2009, 03:06:19 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on October 05, 2009, 03:24:16 PM
"I like my women the way I like my coffee ..."

burning my crotch






thereby prompting a lengthy and frivolous lawsuit

Sure, if skin grafts on your crotch are "frivolous".
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LMNO

#48
October 06, 2009, 06:02:54 PM
Hell, they're part of the pre-nup.

Suu

#49
November 07, 2009, 07:29:44 PM
"iced coconut with cream and two sugars."


...Oh wait, this isn't Dunkin Donuts.
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AFK

#50
November 09, 2009, 04:51:41 PM
Last week I learned that the Spectacular Event Center in Bangor has very unSpectacular coffee.  But the Key Lime pie was pretty darned tasty. 
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Freeky

#51
November 19, 2009, 07:59:23 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on October 05, 2009, 03:24:16 PM
"I like my women the way I like my coffee ..."

...as a general experiment to see if I like it at all.

LMNO

#52
November 19, 2009, 08:01:52 PM
 :fap:

Eater of Clowns

#53
November 19, 2009, 10:03:32 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on October 05, 2009, 03:24:16 PM"I like my women the way I like my coffee ..."

Green when I get them and brown when I'm finished?
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