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ADORABLE VEGETARIAN SPIDER!

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, October 12, 2009, 07:32:47 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

October 12, 2009, 07:32:47 PM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#1
October 13, 2009, 02:16:47 AM
Somewhere a Fred is shitting bricks.

Suu

#2
October 13, 2009, 02:18:47 AM
I already shat enough for both of us.

Why do I look at this shit again? Gah.

Also, being a vegetarian spider defeats the fucking purpose of being a spider. If you HAVE to be a fucking spider and scare the shit out of me, eat the damn mosquitoes. Christ.
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Kai

#3
October 13, 2009, 03:45:56 AM
If I die, I want to be reincarnated as a spider, so I can scare Suu. And eat mosquitoes.
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

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Halfbaked1

#4
October 13, 2009, 04:04:46 AM
I am about to break away from my fellow Arachnaphobes and say that indeed this spider is cute.

This in no way changes the fact that any confrontation with one of these animals will result in one of 2 things occuring

1.  I run screaming like a little girl

2.  I open fire with a large calibre pistol

Just depends on where and when the encounter occurs.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#5
October 13, 2009, 05:04:48 AM
oh goodness that little guy is just cute

LMNO

#6
October 13, 2009, 12:59:04 PM
I don't know about you, but those ants are freaking me out more than the spider.

Dimocritus

#7
October 13, 2009, 05:24:40 PM
I'm not sure about adorable (spiders that jump freak me the fuck out), but it certainly is interesting. Out of 40,000 types of spiders, only one eats plants?
Episkopos of GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#8
October 13, 2009, 05:25:36 PM
40,000 types of spiders  :x

well at least its tiny...

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#9
October 13, 2009, 09:05:26 PM
It spends most of its time hiding from ants!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Dimocritus

#10
October 14, 2009, 04:19:45 AM
Quote from: Nigel on October 13, 2009, 09:05:26 PM
It spends most of its time hiding from ants!

:lulz:
Episkopos of GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

Z³

#11
October 14, 2009, 05:53:38 AM
Quote from: Nigel on October 13, 2009, 09:05:26 PM
It spends most of its time hiding from ants!

How is that not cute. Its just like Honey I Shrunk the Kids.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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October 14, 2009, 06:41:46 AM
Quote from: Z³ on October 14, 2009, 05:53:38 AM
Quote from: Nigel on October 13, 2009, 09:05:26 PM
It spends most of its time hiding from ants!

How is that not cute. Its just like Honey I Shrunk the Kids.

OMG I HAS A VEGETABLE, WHERE DO I HIDE ME FROM THE ANTS?
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"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Brotep

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October 14, 2009, 08:09:48 PM
QuoteBut the crafty Bagheera kiplingi has found a way to exploit this symbiotic relationship.

Anyone else notice this?   :lulz:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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October 14, 2009, 08:17:25 PM
Quote from: Brotep on October 14, 2009, 08:09:48 PM
QuoteBut the crafty Bagheera kiplingi has found a way to exploit this symbiotic relationship.

Anyone else notice this?   :lulz:

Yes! It's awesome. I loved The Jungle Book when I was a kid, I must have read it 20 times.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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