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Hey, Nigel...according to Lumberjim, I am to get my pimp hand strong and

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, September 24, 2009, 02:22:38 AM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#105
October 15, 2009, 11:46:27 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2009, 11:44:46 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 15, 2009, 11:43:27 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2009, 11:36:59 PM
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Quote from: Nigel on October 15, 2009, 11:33:20 PM
Or maybe that cunt wife of LJs, who thinks it's my fault that he was stalking and saying offensive sexual things to me.

Oh, Jinx? 

Probably.  Does she really blame you for his stalking?   :lulz:

Yes, absolutely. She was one of the vocal name-callers. "Whore", I believe it was.

Because apparently it's just too hard to believe the WRITTEN EVIDENCE that her husband is a creep.

Well, he's white, you know.  He cannot resist the wanton magic of teh Octaroon.   :lulz:

TRUTH. I got that high-yellow hoodoo.  :lulz:

HOME WRECKER!  How DARE you lure him on like that?  He didn't WANT to do it, you MADE him do it!

:lulz:

I guess it's better than admitting she was dumb enough to marry his Taxi Driver ass.

...and have his kids. Poor thing is trapped with that pudgy, creeptastic, verbally abusive ass now, now. :lulz: I shouldn't laugh, but she kind of deserves it.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#106
October 15, 2009, 11:46:35 PM
Also, I've seen her pic and I've spoken with her in chat.

Survey SAYS... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEzh10_xoqw
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#107
October 15, 2009, 11:48:03 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2009, 11:46:35 PM
Also, I've seen her pic and I've spoken with her in chat.

Survey SAYS... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEzh10_xoqw

:horrormirth:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#108
October 15, 2009, 11:49:57 PM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#109
October 15, 2009, 11:51:40 PM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Pariah

#110
October 16, 2009, 03:26:02 PM
Play safe! Ski only in a clockwise direction! Let's all have fun together!

The Good Reverend Roger

#111
October 16, 2009, 03:27:05 PM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

henry quirk

#112
October 16, 2009, 05:09:29 PM Last Edit: October 16, 2009, 09:22:36 PM by henry quirk
"We're expected to believe that's proof that he's acting on his own."


No. Just making sure that when the war starts, everyone has open eyes, both here and there.

Now: I'm done...I've corrected the error I came to correct.

I leave this place as I found it: poor and wanting.

And, Roger: get bent...  ;)
As always: Non Serviam.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#113
October 16, 2009, 06:18:35 PM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cain

#114
October 16, 2009, 06:22:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2009, 10:56:33 PM
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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2009, 09:24:04 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on October 15, 2009, 09:22:48 PM
I hate to say this, since PD deserves a higher caliber, but the Cellar appears to be theclosest thing we have to a nemesis.  I have not seen any board that PD has had hostilities with more than twice aside from the cellar, which seems to be a never ending conflict with occasional pauses.

That's kinda sad.  It's like having a pack of meth heads as your favorite enemies.

It's because we're everything they wish they could be, and they have a bad case of hero worship.

And in Quirk's case, the dumbfuck hasn't figured out the "WE'RE ALL BANNED" part, or he's trying to get us to flush out any clean IPs we have.

Either way, he's a fucking moron.

I'm not banned.

Does anyone have any messages they want me to run over to the Cellar?

Telarus

#115
October 16, 2009, 11:58:38 PM
Quote from: henry quirk on October 16, 2009, 05:09:29 PM
"We're expected to believe that's proof that he's acting on his own."


No. Just making sure that when the war starts, everyone has open eyes, both here and there.

Now: I'm done...I've corrected the error I came to correct.

I leave this place as I found it: poor and wanting.

And, Roger: get bent...  ;)

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The Good Reverend Roger

#116
October 17, 2009, 12:01:04 AM
Quote from: Cain on October 16, 2009, 06:22:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2009, 10:56:33 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 15, 2009, 10:55:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2009, 09:24:04 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on October 15, 2009, 09:22:48 PM
I hate to say this, since PD deserves a higher caliber, but the Cellar appears to be theclosest thing we have to a nemesis.  I have not seen any board that PD has had hostilities with more than twice aside from the cellar, which seems to be a never ending conflict with occasional pauses.

That's kinda sad.  It's like having a pack of meth heads as your favorite enemies.

It's because we're everything they wish they could be, and they have a bad case of hero worship.

And in Quirk's case, the dumbfuck hasn't figured out the "WE'RE ALL BANNED" part, or he's trying to get us to flush out any clean IPs we have.

Either way, he's a fucking moron.

I'm not banned.

Does anyone have any messages they want me to run over to the Cellar?

Naw.  Keep it close to your vest, or go berserk and post bug porn all over the place.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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#117
October 17, 2009, 12:28:25 AM
Quote from: henry quirk on October 16, 2009, 05:09:29 PM
"We're expected to believe that's proof that he's acting on his own."


No. Just making sure that when the war starts, everyone has open eyes, both here and there.

Now: I'm done...I've corrected the error I came to correct.

I leave this place as I found it: poor and wanting.

And, Roger: get bent...  ;)


You know...

At the end of the day, who really gives a shit?

I do, in a way.
This morning I dropped a perfect half pounder right in the porcelain, CA-PLOOMP!
Awesome.
Tidy.
Perfect.

Then I came downstairs and read this nonsense.
Henry, at the end of the day, we are going to flush you, much like that well-earned turd; only this time it's not to be into the well-meaning contraption of Mr. Thomas Crapper. No sir. This time, it's going to be our collective consciousness.

DISCORDIANS!
HEED MY WORDS!
STRIKE THIS DOG FROM YOUR MEMORIES!
LET THE FLEAS FEAST UPON HIS MISBEGOTTEN CREEPERY AND POOR WRITING!

There is more gravy, than of grave, to that man.

The Good Reverend Roger

#118
October 17, 2009, 12:31:11 AM
Once again, the Good General is correct, damn his eyes.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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