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PAYNE! happy birthday to a pocket sized messiah.

Started by Pope Pixie Pickle, October 18, 2009, 10:48:10 PM

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Pope Pixie Pickle

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YA SPAG.

HAS WHISKEY



AND WENCHES



Pix.

bds


Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

HAPPY BIRFDAY PAYNESPAG!!!!!!!!! BEST MESSIAH EVAR. N STUFF

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"But one intelligence source we know suggests that an injection of a tiny amount of pure nicotine in the anus has the result of killing someone without leaving a mark. We're still trying to get to the bottom of this." --- Robert Eringer, On Marilyn, the Illuminati, and the Father of Our Country, The Investigator, 14 February 2009

Payne

FUCK YOU ALL.












































LITERALLY, FUCK YOU ALL.









































:POTD: yes I just POTDed my own post. Fuck you all too, all you non-attending my birthday spags.

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ


Pope Pixie Pickle

your so drunk right nao :lulz:

enjoy the hangover mix cd in the morning yo.

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Happy birthday spag!!  :jihaad:

Cainad (dec.)

HAPPY SHIT-FLINGING BIRTHDAY, SCOTSPAG!

Also, you have the same birthday as Valerie. :? WTF is up with that?

Dysnomia

HAPPY MOTHER FUCKING BIRTHDAY PAYNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap:
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