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PAYNE! happy birthday to a pocket sized messiah.

Started by Pope Pixie Pickle, October 18, 2009, 10:48:10 PM

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Happy Birthday, though it isn't today anymore, but happy birthday yesterday. 
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Pope Pixie Pickle

Quote from: Burns on October 19, 2009, 04:59:01 AM


AND POP! Out of Cakes!


THIS  :lulz:

Quote from: RWH1N1 on October 19, 2009, 11:00:56 AM
Happy Birthday, though it isn't today anymore, but happy birthday yesterday. 

It's actually today, i make fread before he come back from pub celebratings.

Payne

Yes, I am awake nao, and virtually hangover free.

What happened last night?!

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?!

Messier Undertree

It's not a birthday without a hangover the next day. Drink more and go back to sleep.

Payne

I just read my chat logs for IRC and MSN from last night.

Shocking. Absolutely shocking.

Jenne

Happy B-day Payne...good to hear you've been celebrating already!

Payne

I'm taking Daves advice and drinking a beer now.

He's a soap-dodging Glaswegian. He knows about these things better than most.

Messier Undertree

Quote from: Payne on October 19, 2009, 03:05:26 PM
I'm taking Daves advice and drinking a beer now.

He's a soap-dodging Glaswegian. He knows about these things better than most.

:thanks:

And you have to admit, our tradition of getting wasted does beat the usual Aberdonian birthday tradition of fucking the nearest sheep.

Pope Pixie Pickle

Quote from: Payne on October 19, 2009, 02:54:30 PM
I just read my chat logs for IRC and MSN from last night.

Shocking. Absolutely shocking.

:lulz:

Brotep