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Started by AFK, October 19, 2009, 07:43:12 PM

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AFK

October 19, 2009, 07:43:12 PM
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

The Johnny

#1
October 19, 2009, 08:06:01 PM

Solid, Tasteful, Virile.
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

AFK

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October 19, 2009, 08:40:59 PM
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Suu

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October 19, 2009, 08:42:30 PM
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Jenne

#4
October 19, 2009, 09:23:00 PM
My brother did that in a Jeep Wrangler once...mowed down first a traffic sign, then a speed limit sign and finally the telephone pole stopped him.  Hit the gas instead of the break.  :x

Triple Zero

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October 19, 2009, 09:44:07 PM


(polish telephones)
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

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October 19, 2009, 09:46:04 PM

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#7
October 19, 2009, 10:04:35 PM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Jenne

#8
October 19, 2009, 10:06:28 PM
I know, looks like a kangaroo whose hind legs got chopped off.

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

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October 19, 2009, 10:37:24 PM

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#10
October 19, 2009, 10:39:44 PM

Iason Ouabache

#11
October 20, 2009, 07:35:45 AM
Quote from: Nigel on October 19, 2009, 10:04:35 PM
Quote from: RWH1N1 on October 19, 2009, 08:40:59 PM
http://www.strangedangers.com/images/content/8633.jpg

??? how? What?
If I remember correct it was a deer that booted by a train and landed in the powerlines. That takes skill.
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Sir Squid Diddimus

#12
October 20, 2009, 07:38:35 AM
 :aaa:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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October 20, 2009, 09:04:06 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on October 20, 2009, 07:35:45 AM
Quote from: Nigel on October 19, 2009, 10:04:35 PM
Quote from: RWH1N1 on October 19, 2009, 08:40:59 PM
http://www.strangedangers.com/images/content/8633.jpg

??? how? What?
If I remember correct it was a deer that booted by a train and landed in the powerlines. That takes skill.

HOLY SHIT

That kinda makes me feel sick.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Rumckle

#14
October 20, 2009, 09:14:15 PM
I for one am upset that I can't vote in a thread titled "telephone pole".

RWH1N1, I've come to expect better.
It's not trolling, it's just satire.
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