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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, October 24, 2009, 07:03:48 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

October 24, 2009, 07:03:48 AM
OH

MY

FUCKING

GOD

:lulz:

I can honestly say that was the best card I have ever received for any reason.  I came perilously close to shitting in my pance.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Triple Zero

#1
October 24, 2009, 11:33:13 AM
now I'm veeeeeeeeeeeeeery curious :)
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#2
October 24, 2009, 05:11:16 PM
You're welcome :)

Sir Squid Diddimus

#3
October 24, 2009, 05:11:56 PM
PS- I kind of miss that card :(

The Good Reverend Roger

#4
October 24, 2009, 05:37:47 PM
Quote from: Squid on October 24, 2009, 05:11:56 PM
PS- I kind of miss that card :(

Is mine forever, now.  However I shall scan it and post it.

As soon as I get sick of opening and closing it.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Triple Zero

#5
October 24, 2009, 05:45:37 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 24, 2009, 05:37:47 PM
Quote from: Squid on October 24, 2009, 05:11:56 PM
PS- I kind of miss that card :(

Is mine forever, now.  However I shall scan it and post it.

As soon as I get sick of opening and closing it.

hmmmm ...

can I guess?

it's something that's funny when opening and closing, and made Squiddy's husband say "oh.   ... oh dearOH... oh GOD" ...

is it perhaps a moving cardboard card thingy of goatse man? y'know that if you open it his buttcheeks pull apart. (not sure how that would work, but I bet someone crafty enough could do it)
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#6
October 24, 2009, 07:01:30 PM
I has card envy!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cramulus

#7
October 24, 2009, 07:02:49 PM
squid! my card came in the mail too! I love the owls with moustaches. I also love how you turned an "I miss you" card into "you're a whore" card.

:mittens:!

Sir Squid Diddimus

#8
October 24, 2009, 07:16:51 PM
Yeah I know how to keep shit classy.

Nigel I'll send you one :)


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#9
October 24, 2009, 10:25:10 PM
Quote from: Squid on October 24, 2009, 07:16:51 PM
Yeah I know how to keep shit classy.

Nigel I'll send you one :)




:jebus: :jebus: :jebus:

Do you have my address?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Sir Squid Diddimus

#10
October 25, 2009, 01:46:35 AM
I think so, but send it again since I'm way too lazy to look for it.

Dysnomia

#11
October 25, 2009, 05:15:48 AM
Everyone needs to scan pics of their cards since I have card-envy too.
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/mow-the-lawn.gif

Jenne

#12
October 25, 2009, 08:10:04 PM
Squid gives the most awesomest shit.  I know, cuz I got a WHOLE BOX of it from her.  ;)  I took pix of the package before I even opened it because it was so awesome.

The Good Reverend Roger

#13
October 25, 2009, 11:49:20 PM
Outside:


Inside (facing pages):




And it roars and screams when you open it.

:lulz:

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Rumckle

#14
October 26, 2009, 12:15:42 AM
Holy Fuck!

:mittens:
It's not trolling, it's just satire.
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