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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, October 26, 2009, 05:25:20 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

October 26, 2009, 05:25:20 PM
1.  He was raised by rats in the sewers of Boston.  He was later found by the noble family to which he belongs.  He's still not right, though, and will one day shuck his clothing and return to his rightful place as Lord of the Rodents.

2.  He, like Nivek, has a different number of digits on each extremity (yes, that one, too).  This raises questions best left unanswered.

3.  He can - and has - escape any attic.

4.  He can impregnate women with his eyes.  This is why the birthrate in Boston is so high in comparison to the rest of the nation.

5.  He is responsible for male-pattern baldness, out of sheer intimidation.

6.  LMNO cannot actually spell his own name.  The A at the beginning is always left off, much for the same reason as the Aleph was struck off the forehead of the Golem of Prague.

7.  He has an armored ass.  The reasons for this are unclear.

8.  He doesn't really listen to Nightwish.  That is a foul rumor started by his enemies (ie, Boston).

9.  LMNO has been banned from Providence, and old people there still curse his name and spit when he is mentioned.

10.  The Red Sox suck.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#1
October 26, 2009, 05:28:52 PM
HE KNOWS TOO MUCH.  :tinfoilhat:

The Good Reverend Roger

#2
October 26, 2009, 05:29:42 PM
Quote from: LMNO on October 26, 2009, 05:28:52 PM
HE KNOWS TOO MUCH.  :tinfoilhat:

"Rain God".
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Brotep

#3
October 26, 2009, 05:30:16 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 26, 2009, 05:25:20 PM
6.  LMNO cannot actually spell his own name.  The A at the beginning is always left off, much for the same reason as the Aleph was struck off the forehead of the Golem of Prague.

:lulz:  These types of lists are everywhere on the intertubes, but that was pretty damn creative.

The Good Reverend Roger

#4
October 26, 2009, 05:31:52 PM
Quote from: Brotep on October 26, 2009, 05:30:16 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 26, 2009, 05:25:20 PM
6.  LMNO cannot actually spell his own name.  The A at the beginning is always left off, much for the same reason as the Aleph was struck off the forehead of the Golem of Prague.

:lulz:

It's a matter of public safety.  LMNO always starts out by saving the day, but then he goes BAD.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#5
October 26, 2009, 05:32:10 PM
 :argh!:



Well, I appreciate your discretion for not mentioning the false allegations leveled at my conjoined twin sister.

The Good Reverend Roger

#6
October 26, 2009, 05:33:09 PM
Quote from: LMNO on October 26, 2009, 05:32:10 PM
:argh!:



Well, I appreciate your discretion for not mentioning the false allegations leveled at my conjoined twin sister.

Those are ridiculous.  Nobody is that flexible, especially when joined at the right ass cheek.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#7
October 26, 2009, 05:33:41 PM
Quote from: Brotep on October 26, 2009, 05:30:16 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 26, 2009, 05:25:20 PM
6.  LMNO cannot actually spell his own name.  The A at the beginning is always left off, much for the same reason as the Aleph was struck off the forehead of the Golem of Prague.

:lulz:  These types of lists are everywhere on the intertubes, but that was pretty damn creative.

He really does leave the A off his name, though.  Just like the Golem.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#8
October 26, 2009, 05:35:16 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 26, 2009, 05:25:20 PM

9.  LMNO has been banned from Providence, and old people there still curse his name and spit when he is mentioned.


This is 100% true by order of the Diktat herself.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

LMNO

#9
October 26, 2009, 05:37:35 PM
Oh, come on.  You can't really blame me for that one.  It was an honest mistake... could have happened to anyone.

The Good Reverend Roger

#10
October 26, 2009, 05:39:13 PM
Quote from: LMNO on October 26, 2009, 05:37:35 PM
Oh, come on.  You can't really blame me for that one.  It was an honest mistake... could have happened to anyone.

No, it was fucking horrible, and you're lucky they don't extradite you.

And on CHRISTMAS, no less.  What a bastard you are.  The poor little fuckers still shit crooked, and they've all developed multiple sclerosis.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#11
October 26, 2009, 05:45:11 PM
I stand by the court documents.

The Good Reverend Roger

#12
October 26, 2009, 05:46:17 PM
Quote from: LMNO on October 26, 2009, 05:45:11 PM
I stand by the court documents.

I would, if I were you.  Won't stop a lynch mob, though.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Richter

#13
October 26, 2009, 05:49:50 PM
LMNO has Idi Amin and Cardinal Ratzinger on speed dial.  

LMNO was once flown to Chicago for business.  Due to a scheduling error, he was left to his own devices in a hotel room for a day with cable TV, a telephone, and access to room service on the company card.  The city Chamer of Comerce still shudders at the thought of this day, when the courtesan's guild broke down due to internal conflict.  The concierge still remembers him, and refuses to give back the hat or be addressed as anything other than "Lord Commissar"
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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AFK

#14
October 26, 2009, 05:53:43 PM
LMNO is AKK
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.
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