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A few facts about LMNO.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, October 26, 2009, 05:25:20 PM

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#15
October 26, 2009, 05:55:24 PM
Oh, you bastard.  You said you wouldn't tell!

The Good Reverend Roger

#16
October 26, 2009, 05:55:39 PM
Quote from: Richter on October 26, 2009, 05:49:50 PM
LMNO has Idi Amin and Cardinal Ratzinger on speed dial.  

LMNO was once flown to Chicago for business.  Due to a scheduling error, he was left to his own devices in a hotel room for a day with cable TV, a telephone, and access to room service on the company card.  The city Chamer of Comerce still shudders at the thought of this day, when the courtesan's guild broke down due to internal conflict.  The concierge still remembers him, and refuses to give back the hat or be addressed as anything other than "Lord Commissar"

FACT:  Midgets are still banned from that hotel, and there's now a limit on the number of moist towelettes given to any guest.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#17
October 26, 2009, 05:57:17 PM
I have orders out that LMNO be shot on site if he comes within 1000 ft of the Rhode Island border because of the incident last Easter.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#18
October 26, 2009, 05:59:19 PM
Quote from: Suu on October 26, 2009, 05:57:17 PM
I have orders out that LMNO be shot on site if he comes within 1000 ft of the Rhode Island border because of the incident last Easter.

Is that the one where he used live puppies as airsoft ammo?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

AFK

#19
October 26, 2009, 06:07:31 PM
LMNO was a volunteer for the Mitt Romney Gubernatorial campaign.  He was appointed staff handler.  A position, he unfortunately took far too literally. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

The Good Reverend Roger

#20
October 26, 2009, 06:09:28 PM
Quote from: RWH1N1 on October 26, 2009, 06:07:31 PM
LMNO was a volunteer for the Mitt Romney Gubernatorial campaign.  He was appointed staff handler.  A position, he unfortunately took far too literally. 

Yeah, his turning the name "Gennifer Flowers" into a verb might have been what cost Romney the election.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#21
October 26, 2009, 06:16:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 26, 2009, 05:59:19 PM
Quote from: Suu on October 26, 2009, 05:57:17 PM
I have orders out that LMNO be shot on site if he comes within 1000 ft of the Rhode Island border because of the incident last Easter.

Is that the one where he used live puppies as airsoft ammo?

The same.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Richter

#22
October 26, 2009, 06:19:19 PM
Special multi - agency legislation from the FBI, ATF, and DHS has been passed on LMNO.
LMNO is banned on principle from owning the following items.

Any musical instrument involving blowing or holes.
Any hose, syringe, baster, water bottle, or other irrigation device larger than an eyedroper.
Kiddie Pools.
More than 4 oz. dry "Jello" product at any one time.
Speculums.
Veterinary equipment.
clothes pins
Coat hangers
Toy rubber animals
Rounded or smooth exercise equipment
Any electrical device designed to transfer current to an outside source.  (Including bug zappers, tazers, "TENS units".  If LMNO needs jumper cables, his state subsidized AAA membership will provide, so long as LMNO stays 30 ft. away while they are in use.)
LMNO is not allowed to have a tiara again.
LMNO is not allowed to purchase stock in adult diaper companies due to anti -trust concerns
LMNO is not allowed to purchase chinchilae, porcupines, hedgehogs, or hamsters on account of his knoweldge of classical conditioning and the "Back Bay" incident.  


Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Suu

#23
October 26, 2009, 06:28:35 PM
Quote from: Richter on October 26, 2009, 06:19:19 PM

LMNO is not allowed to purchase chinchilae, porcupines, hedgehogs, or hamsters on account of his knoweldge of classical conditioning and the "Back Bay" incident.  


Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

LMNO

#24
October 26, 2009, 06:34:49 PM
Jus as an aside, I had to bribe a lot of senior administration officials to allow even an eyedropper.




...It's worth it, though...

The Good Reverend Roger

#25
October 26, 2009, 06:36:16 PM
Quote from: LMNO on October 26, 2009, 06:34:49 PM
Jus as an aside, I had to bribe a lot of senior administration officials to allow even an eyedropper.




...It's worth it, though...

You're trusting them to stay bought, LMNO.  They probably just turned you over to the BATF for surviellance.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Triple Zero

#26
October 26, 2009, 09:16:10 PM
LMNO once told his little niece that he bought that ponie she always wanted, and it was waiting for her in the garden. Excited she ran downstairs.

"You will get the other half tomorrow".
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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#27
October 26, 2009, 09:20:07 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on October 26, 2009, 09:16:10 PM
LMNO once told his little niece that he bought that ponie she always wanted, and it was waiting for her in the garden. Excited she ran downstairs.

"You will get the other half tomorrow".

:lulz: I spat coffee.

The Good Reverend Roger

#28
August 27, 2012, 01:45:44 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 26, 2009, 05:31:52 PM
Quote from: Brotep on October 26, 2009, 05:30:16 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 26, 2009, 05:25:20 PM
6.  LMNO cannot actually spell his own name.  The A at the beginning is always left off, much for the same reason as the Aleph was struck off the forehead of the Golem of Prague.

:lulz:

It's a matter of public safety.  LMNO always starts out by saving the day, but then he goes BAD.

Bump.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Richter

#29
August 27, 2012, 02:01:22 AM
LMNO is the reason we don't have diphthongs in the English language. 

LMNO will occasionally offer visitors "tea".  All those who accept are served just desserts.

LMNO had an uncredited role in the costume design of David Lynch's "Dune"
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat
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