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Started by Lies, November 03, 2009, 09:07:42 AM

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President Television

#15
November 03, 2009, 02:59:00 PM
glitter
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Thurnez Isa

#16
November 03, 2009, 03:19:47 PM
This guy is more vampire then anyone from the twilight series



Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

Suu

#17
November 03, 2009, 03:32:05 PM
At least on the bright side we all know how it ends.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

P3nT4gR4m

#18
November 03, 2009, 03:34:06 PM
speak for yourself. I don't even know how the fucking thing starts.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

President Television

#19
November 03, 2009, 03:43:48 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on November 03, 2009, 03:19:47 PM
This guy is more vampire then anyone from the twilight series





I see your Count and raise you a Munster.
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Lies

#20
November 03, 2009, 04:24:16 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on November 03, 2009, 03:19:47 PM
This guy is more vampire then anyone from the twilight series




QFT
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Dysfunctional Cunt

#21
November 03, 2009, 04:25:15 PM
Is the "New Moon" that they are advertising now the 2nd or 3rd one?  We watched the first, and while my 10 year old daughter enjoyed it, my favorite part was the gorgeous scenery....

Cain

#22
November 03, 2009, 04:34:34 PM
Almost certain it's the second.

I want to see how they deal with the scene where Bella gives birth, in a later book.   Given these books are aimed at the young teen audience, and the described scene involves a werewolf doing a C-section with his teeth....yeah, this should be fun, when turned into a film scene.

President Television

#23
November 03, 2009, 04:36:10 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 03, 2009, 04:34:34 PM
Almost certain it's the second.

I want to see how they deal with the scene where Bella gives birth, in a later book.   Given these books are aimed at the young teen audience, and the described scene involves a werewolf doing a C-section with his teeth....yeah, this should be fun, when turned into a film scene.

I will probably never read these books, so I'm going to go ahead and ask the question that must be on everyone's mind when they read that.

So yeah, does Bella turn into a werewolf or what?
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Cain

#24
November 03, 2009, 04:37:53 PM
No, she becomes a vampire, after much angsting.

Like, tons of angsting.  Angst runs down the walls, blocks the toilet and floods the town.  With angst.

Dysfunctional Cunt

#25
November 03, 2009, 04:38:52 PM
Quote from: A giant cock mongler on November 03, 2009, 04:36:10 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 03, 2009, 04:34:34 PM
Almost certain it's the second.

I want to see how they deal with the scene where Bella gives birth, in a later book.   Given these books are aimed at the young teen audience, and the described scene involves a werewolf doing a C-section with his teeth....yeah, this should be fun, when turned into a film scene.

I will probably never read these books, so I'm going to go ahead and ask the question that must be on everyone's mind when they read that.

So yeah, does Bella turn into a werewolf or what?

Bella is the one who's in love with Cedric Diggory right?  Isn't she a vampire?  Can they be both in this series?

You can tell I'm so well informed.....  :lulz:

Suu

#26
November 03, 2009, 04:39:57 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 03, 2009, 04:34:34 PM
Almost certain it's the second.

I want to see how they deal with the scene where Bella gives birth, in a later book.   Given these books are aimed at the young teen audience, and the described scene involves a werewolf doing a C-section with his teeth....yeah, this should be fun, when turned into a film scene.

They'll obviously change it, driving our sparkly mormon friend Stephenie Meyer into fits.
Quote from: Khara on November 03, 2009, 04:25:15 PM
Is the "New Moon" that they are advertising now the 2nd or 3rd one?  We watched the first, and while my 10 year old daughter enjoyed it, my favorite part was the gorgeous scenery....



The books go as thus: Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Breaking Dawn. And according to my sister, shit runs down, and they progressively get worse and worse while the author continued to spit out as much shit as she could to make a buck.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Thurnez Isa

#27
November 03, 2009, 04:41:31 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 03, 2009, 04:34:34 PM
Almost certain it's the second.

I want to see how they deal with the scene where Bella gives birth, in a later book.   Given these books are aimed at the young teen audience, and the described scene involves a werewolf doing a C-section with his teeth....yeah, this should be fun, when turned into a film scene.

Jacob slices it with his razor cock



oh wait.. that would be MY adaptation
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

Thurnez Isa

#28
November 03, 2009, 04:42:53 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 03, 2009, 04:37:53 PM
No, she becomes a vampire, after much angsting.

Like, tons of angsting.  Angst runs down the walls, blocks the toilet and floods the town.  With angst.

:lulz:
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

Thurnez Isa

#29
November 03, 2009, 04:45:20 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 03, 2009, 04:39:57 PM

The books go as thus: Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Breaking Dawn. And according to my sister, shit runs down, and they progressively get worse and worse while the author continued to spit out as much shit as she could to make a buck.


I read the first few chapters of the first book, skimmed the next third of the first book, read the last page, puked, then imagined what was in the rest of the books

That is the only way to read the series.
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante
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