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Started by Lies, November 03, 2009, 09:07:42 AM

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Cain

#30
November 03, 2009, 04:46:33 PM
LSD also works.

President Television

#31
November 03, 2009, 04:50:10 PM
So I'm still confused. The werewolf cuts her open with his teeth, right? That constitutes biting, right? Werewolf bites turn people into werewolves, right? And she doesn't?
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Lies

#32
November 03, 2009, 04:51:14 PM
Quote from: A giant cock mongler on November 03, 2009, 04:50:10 PM
So I'm still confused. The werewolf cuts her open with his teeth, right? That constitutes biting, right? Werewolf bites turn people into werewolves, right? And she doesn't?
Vampires are also supposed to die in sunlight but in twilight they SPARKLE.

SPARKLE SPARKLE.

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- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
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Cain

#33
November 03, 2009, 04:52:54 PM
She's a vampire at that point, IIRC.  Which is also why the savaging of her uterus by a giant dog doesn't end up killing her or her kid (who, btw, the werewolf in question has "fixated" one, meaning they will get it on, when she grows up.  Which is in about 6 months or something, for some inane reason.  I mean, aside from avoiding the creepy paedophilia implications)

Lies

#34
November 03, 2009, 04:54:35 PM
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

President Television

#35
November 03, 2009, 05:05:06 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on November 03, 2009, 04:54:35 PM


QTF

Anyway, the Twilight violence can only end well.
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#36
November 03, 2009, 11:55:19 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on November 03, 2009, 09:07:42 AM
http://twilightsucks.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=fangirls&action=display&thread=5175

:horrormirth:



Good thing I got those silver* bullets!

StD,
knows they're for werewolves but wants to troll while he kills vampires.

*copper and lead

Suu

#37
November 04, 2009, 05:58:23 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on November 03, 2009, 04:45:20 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 03, 2009, 04:39:57 PM

The books go as thus: Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Breaking Dawn. And according to my sister, shit runs down, and they progressively get worse and worse while the author continued to spit out as much shit as she could to make a buck.


I read the first few chapters of the first book, skimmed the next third of the first book, read the last page, puked, then imagined what was in the rest of the books

That is the only way to read the series.

My sister is an incredibly fast reader. I mean, I'm fast, but I can't bring myself to read anything more than 500 pages in a day like she can. So she finished each book in like 3 days tops. She gets to Breaking Dawn, and she's like, "Oh FUCK this!! This is AWFUL. I have to FORCE myself to even THINK about reading this. Gah."
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Jenne

#38
November 04, 2009, 02:36:17 PM
I read the first book in about a day.  Then read the cheat sheet/synopses online for the rest because I couldn't stand going through that again.  The movie was so fuckawful I'm glad I didn't waste any more time on the series.

Cain

#39
November 04, 2009, 02:50:54 PM
The movie was awesome.  Both the main actors hate their characters, especially Robert Pattinson, and it shows, on a second viewing.

LMNO

#40
November 04, 2009, 03:13:40 PM
In the Twilight series, a werewolf's bite does not turn the victim; werewolves are a Native American genetic curse that spontaneously appears in the presence of vampires. 



I hate myself for knowing that.

President Television

#41
November 04, 2009, 03:22:37 PM
Quote from: LMNO on November 04, 2009, 03:13:40 PM
In the Twilight series, a werewolf's bite does not turn the victim; werewolves are a Native American genetic curse that spontaneously appears in the presence of vampires. 



I hate myself for knowing that.

Wait, so Native Americans are cursed by their ancestry to transform into brutal, savage animals? Not very subtle at all, this Meyer gal.
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Cain

#42
November 04, 2009, 03:23:32 PM
Yeah, Mormons do have some "interesting" beliefs about Native Americans.

LMNO

#43
November 04, 2009, 03:27:52 PM
Also, the implications that werewolves imprint when their mate is an unfertilized egg is also a bit squicky.


That is, Jacob was obsessed with Bella for an unknown reason, then when she got pregant by Edward, imprinted on the fetus-- but let's also keep in mind that the sex of a baby is determined by the male half of the zygote.  So... You Fail Biology Forever.

Thurnez Isa

#44
November 04, 2009, 03:38:38 PM
Quote from: LMNO on November 04, 2009, 03:27:52 PM
You Fail Biology Forever.


nothing to do with the thread sorry, but too funny too keep the laughs to myself

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