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Steampunk + Twitter + Anarchy = Terrorism!

Started by Suu, November 04, 2009, 06:06:32 AM

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Suu

November 04, 2009, 06:06:32 AM
http://www.birdsbeforethestorm.net/2009/10/steampunks-professor-calamity-faces-multiple-felonies-for-twittering/

SteamPunk Magazine author (and, honestly, the inspiration for SteamPunk Magazine) Professor Calamity is facing two felonies for allegedly running a twitter account. He has been accused of running a twitter feed of police movements during the Pittsburgh G-20 protests, protests for which the police are already being sued.

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Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Lies

#1
November 04, 2009, 06:26:48 AM
So there, we have figured it out, go back to bed America, your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go back to bed America, your government is in control again. Here, here's American Gladiators. Watch this, shut up. Go back to bed America, here's American Gladiators. Here's 56 channels of it. Watch these pituitary retards bang their fucking skulls together and congratulate you on living in the land of freedom. Here you go America, you are free... to do as we tell you.

You are free™, to do as we tell you.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Suu

#2
November 04, 2009, 06:28:39 AM
I'm a big fan of the "We're going to drag you out of bed, handcuff you, make you sit there for 16 hours but tell you that you're not arrested and free to go." bit.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Shit

#3
November 04, 2009, 06:41:55 AM
I never did like Twitter much.  They're like the bird spies of Sauron.

I think I'll go tweet about this here news right now though.  Hope I don't get arrested too.  WickedQuill @twitter.
So long, and thanks for all the shit.

Dysnomia

#4
November 04, 2009, 06:44:46 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on November 04, 2009, 06:26:48 AM
So there, we have figured it out, go back to bed America, your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go back to bed America, your government is in control again. Here, here's American Gladiators. Watch this, shut up. Go back to bed America, here's American Gladiators. Here's 56 channels of it. Watch these pituitary retards bang their fucking skulls together and congratulate you on living in the land of freedom. Here you go America, you are free... to do as we tell you.

You are free™, to do as we tell you.


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It's all so true

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The Good Reverend Roger

#5
November 04, 2009, 02:20:30 PM
Well, what the hell did he think he was doing?  We have the TV to tell us what the police think we need to know.  He was obviously aiding and abetting those silly bastards who were so arrogant as to demand a voice in how their lives are run.  Well, let this be a lesson to the rest of you...SIT DOWN and SHUT UP.
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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Jenne

#6
November 04, 2009, 02:28:15 PM
WHAT IS THIS, IRAN?

P3nT4gR4m

#7
November 04, 2009, 02:34:20 PM
Nope - we managed this clusterfuck without the aid of a theocracy  :lulz:

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LMNO

#8
November 04, 2009, 03:08:33 PM
FIGHTING THE SYSTEM™, TWEET ME BACK.

Cain

#9
November 04, 2009, 03:20:18 PM

President Television

#10
November 04, 2009, 03:24:41 PM
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Cramulus

#11
November 04, 2009, 03:46:41 PM
Wow, isn't this EXACTLY OUT OF TRANSMETROPOLITAN?

somebody correct me on this if I'm wrong, but isn't there a part where the government is basically silencing legitimate protest using illegal levels of violence, while blacking out all media communications because of a supposed state of emergency? Spider Jerusalem then risks life and limb trying to get cameras on the scene so that the government can't just shoot people to death and later claim "they started it!"

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#12
November 04, 2009, 03:48:54 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 04, 2009, 03:46:41 PM
Wow, isn't this EXACTLY OUT OF TRANSMETROPOLITAN?

somebody correct me on this if I'm wrong, but isn't there a part where the government is basically silencing legitimate protest using illegal levels of violence, while blacking out all media communications because of a supposed state of emergency? Spider Jerusalem then risks life and limb trying to get cameras on the scene so that the government can't just shoot people to death and later claim "they started it!"

SHADDUP, YOU PINKO COMMIE BASTARD!!!
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The Good Reverend Roger

#13
November 04, 2009, 03:58:29 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 04, 2009, 03:46:41 PM
Wow, isn't this EXACTLY OUT OF TRANSMETROPOLITAN?

We are living in a Warren Ellis novel.  No shit.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#14
November 04, 2009, 04:03:29 PM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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