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Started by Sir Squid Diddimus, November 04, 2009, 07:20:03 AM

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Suu

In the winter we're pretty much overrun by college students, most of them too privileged for their own good, but heck, they stay out of the way.
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Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Triple Zero

one day I'll come to America and then you guys will all be there right? (just tell me where to go :) )

maybe next year somewhere, my gf really wants to go visit the USA.

and for some reason, with the entire world circling down the economic drain, your country doesn't seem that creepy anymore.
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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Triple Zero on November 05, 2009, 07:11:52 PM
one day I'll come to America and then you guys will all be there right? (just tell me where to go :) )

maybe next year somewhere, my gf really wants to go visit the USA.

and for some reason, with the entire world circling down the economic drain, your country doesn't seem that creepy anymore.

We'll fix THAT!.

Come to the high desert, Trip.  We're the only normal people here.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

Maybe I'll take a trip to see YOU, and I can track down BEARFORCE1.

Jenne

Quote from: Triple Zero on November 05, 2009, 07:11:52 PM
one day I'll come to America and then you guys will all be there right? (just tell me where to go :) )

maybe next year somewhere, my gf really wants to go visit the USA.

and for some reason, with the entire world circling down the economic drain, your country doesn't seem that creepy anymore.

I believe our creepiness is only exponential to the amount of places you visit.  The more you visit, the creepier we become.  Etc.  But, on the other hand, it's also very easy to fall in love with said creepiness.

Consider yourself forewarned.

LMNO

Suggestion: The American Gods roadtrip.


Because every place that Gaiman wrote about actually exists.

Sir Squid Diddimus

I was gonna say you should go to Disney as a joke
and then my gut started hurting from laughing
and then I pictured 000's face with mickey ears and it hurt even worse
then the sad and terrifiedness of him and his gf at the park with all the smelly tourists and bad animatronic doo dads

and now I just feel bad.


and dirty.

LMNO

Quote from: Squid on November 05, 2009, 07:22:54 PM
I was gonna say you should go to Disney as a joke
and then my gut started hurting from laughing
and then I pictured 000's face with mickey ears and it hurt even worse
then the sad and terrifiedness of him and his gf at the park with all the smelly tourists and bad animatronic doo dads

and now I just feel bad.


and dirty.


:fap:

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Squid on November 05, 2009, 07:22:54 PM

and then I pictured 000's face with mickey ears and it hurt even worse
then the sad and terrifiedness of him and his gf at the park with all the smelly tourists and bad animatronic doo dads

and now I just feel bad.


and dirty.

As well you should.  I feel fucking filthy just reading that.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Triple Zero

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 05, 2009, 07:13:45 PM
Come to the high desert, Trip.  We're the only normal people here.

I do want to see desert, cause, we don't got them (yet) and I hear they're kinda pretty if you don't stick around for too long. I don't really like heat, but then, dry heat is probably not as bad as the steamy sweats we get in summer.

Quote from: LMNO on November 05, 2009, 07:15:24 PMMaybe I'll take a trip to see YOU, and I can track down BEARFORCE1.

What's BEARFORCE1? Sounds like a gay club? Anyway, with my rebuilt place I can probably host two people comfortably (and more, less comfortably), and with advance warning you're welcome :)

Quote from: LMNO on November 05, 2009, 07:20:11 PMSuggestion: The American Gods roadtrip.

Because every place that Gaiman wrote about actually exists.

Well I definitely gotta see and visit a few of those weird road shrines. But from what I hear from others who went to the USA there's enough weirdness to go around.

Also, aren't those American Gods places all over the fucking country? Like how long would such a trip take?

Quote from: Squid on November 05, 2009, 07:22:54 PM
I was gonna say you should go to Disney as a joke
and then my gut started hurting from laughing
and then I pictured 000's face with mickey ears and it hurt even worse
then the sad and terrifiedness of him and his gf at the park with all the smelly tourists and bad animatronic doo dads

Well I already seen Disneyland Paris when I was a kid, I don't really think it'll have much added value, even though it's the original and shit. Also Disney kind of got a bad taste for me now I know what they are.

But if anyone is ever in NL, they should try to visit the Efteling. It's beautiful, simply beautiful, also for grownups. It's not in (or even near) Amsterdam, though, and I know you Amerispags never set a foot outside that city when coming to NL (it's a pretty city, but, like, everybody goes there and half the people on the street speak english).
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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Suu

If I move to Burlington I can see myself going to Montreal a lot. Just so I can have the sensation of being in a foreign country without having to deal with the fact that it's really just Canada.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Suu on November 05, 2009, 09:27:07 PM
If I move to Burlington I can see myself going to Montreal a lot. Just so I can have the sensation of being in a foreign country without having to deal with the fact that it's really just Canada.

Montreal isn't in Canada, it's in France Junior.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 05, 2009, 09:27:53 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 05, 2009, 09:27:07 PM
If I move to Burlington I can see myself going to Montreal a lot. Just so I can have the sensation of being in a foreign country without having to deal with the fact that it's really just Canada.

Montreal isn't in Canada, it's in France Junior.

Quebec can go fuck itself. They don't get to be it's own country just because they speak another language. If that were the case, we have ousted Miami and most of the Southwest a long time ago.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Suu on November 05, 2009, 09:30:21 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 05, 2009, 09:27:53 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 05, 2009, 09:27:07 PM
If I move to Burlington I can see myself going to Montreal a lot. Just so I can have the sensation of being in a foreign country without having to deal with the fact that it's really just Canada.

Montreal isn't in Canada, it's in France Junior.

Quebec can go fuck itself. They don't get to be it's own country just because they speak another language. If that were the case, we have ousted Miami and most of the Southwest a long time ago.

It's not so much that they want to leave, as everyone else wants them to go.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

I thought that they wanted to leave, and the rest of Canada gave them the finger and told to sit back down and shut up?
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."