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ATTN: Pterodactyl Handler

Started by Shibboleet The Annihilator, November 10, 2009, 04:06:23 PM

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#1
November 10, 2009, 04:11:13 PM
Comedy Gold!
:lulz:


Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Cain

#2
November 10, 2009, 04:11:29 PM
I'm almost certain this was inspired by one of PT's murderous rampages across the web.

Suu

#3
November 10, 2009, 04:12:16 PM
YES.

THIS.

:mittens:
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Dimocritus

#4
November 10, 2009, 04:13:15 PM
 :lulz: Wow.
Episkopos of GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

President Television

#5
November 10, 2009, 04:15:17 PM
That was beautiful. :cry:
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Pterodactyl Handler

#6
November 10, 2009, 04:29:56 PM
Slanket the Destroyer,

Thank you for locating my errant Pterodactyl. He has been missing from my mountain cave for several months, and I had wondered if he was busy killing or had been killed. In return, I grant you a glimpse of PTERODACTYL VS ZEPPELIN, a mashup of random black and white footage from the 30s.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2PkY3zSuw4


Let us not make this cordiality a habit!


Pterodactyl Handler X

Suu

#7
November 10, 2009, 05:14:22 PM
Holy shit that was amazing!
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#8
November 10, 2009, 08:21:28 PM
Quote from: Pterodactyl Handler on November 10, 2009, 04:29:56 PM
Slanket the Destroyer,

Thank you for locating my errant Pterodactyl. He has been missing from my mountain cave for several months, and I had wondered if he was busy killing or had been killed. In return, I grant you a glimpse of PTERODACTYL VS ZEPPELIN, a mashup of random black and white footage from the 30s.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2PkY3zSuw4


Let us not make this cordiality a habit!


Pterodactyl Handler X

Pterdodactyl Handler X,

You are quite welcome, one of our cadets located the poor wayward thing during a low orbit training run.

Yours,
Slanket the Destroyer

Dysnomia

#9
November 10, 2009, 09:49:35 PM
I laffed so hard my face is red!   :lulz:
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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